WillowDarkling

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    WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, That moment, after you crawl in bed, that you think of the perfect line of dialogue!   
    That moment, after you crawl in bed, that you think of the perfect line of dialogue!  Time to forget sleeping.
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    WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, From FB, but still…   
    From FB, but still…

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    WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Pro tip: Do not french kiss the cobra.   
    Pro tip: Do not french kiss the cobra.
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    WillowDarkling reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, Making Progress. Slow progress but a step is still a step by any measure @BronxWench   
    Making Progress. Slow progress but a step is still a step by any measure
    @BronxWench you were right It was way more cost effective to buy 10 ISBNS
    I feel like that’s how they suck you in. Well you only wanted one but….
    You got the rest of your life to use the rest of them ahaha.
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    WillowDarkling reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, My story “The Cartooniverse Mother-Daughter Crossover Sextacular” references 75 diffe   
    My story “The Cartooniverse Mother-Daughter Crossover Sextacular” references 75 different cartoons from every era. My thought this morning: “It’s like I was trying to ruin as many childhoods as possible.”
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    WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, This summarizes up today, though it omits the gaming distraction….   
    This summarizes up today, though it omits the gaming distraction….

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    WillowDarkling reacted to Ghost-of-a-Chance for a status update, I wanted to share a real zinger for anyone who needs a laugh today. For this to make   
    I wanted to share a real zinger for anyone who needs a laugh today. For this to make sense, you need to know three things: 1, I'm bi with a very supportive straight husband; 2, I'm in the closet IRL because of homophobic loved ones, and 3, I'm "out" online under my pen name. Oh, and 4, my husband Cold is an adorable smartass.
    I spent some time today working in our big hall closet, up on a stepladder. When I heard Cold come through the front door, I warned him to be careful coming through the hallway because "I'm kinda in the closet."
       "Kinda?" he retorted. "You're entirely in the closet." 
       I could hear the unspoken bi joke like a cat hearing a can opener. "I'm only in the closet IRL," I reminded him, "online, everyone and their gay stepdog knows I'm bi." 
        Cold poked his head around the door. "Either you're in the closet or you're out of the closet," he teased me. "You can't be both. You're not Schrodinger's bi."
     And that's how I realized it is entirely possible to laugh yourself right off a ladder, and that, despite getting older, Cold IS still able to catch me before I can fall on my oversized rump. I'm still grinning about this, and it's been over an hour!
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    WillowDarkling reacted to kagome26isawsome for a status update, well i just found out the hard way that there are shitty people in this world. I lost   
    well i just found out the hard way that there are shitty people in this world. I lost my phone Sat, and only got it back today cuz my carrier was nice enough to give me the name and phone number of the person who had my phone and i called and threatened them! ugh. I hope Karma bites her in the ass!
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    WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, I’m annoyed because it feels like the only thing visiting my “clean” version of my fa   
    I’m annoyed because it feels like the only thing visiting my “clean” version of my fanfic on FF.net are bots stealing it – I post, and a half dozen bots lift it inside a day or two; at least one a day after that.  Feeling like I should simply abandon the clean version, and only pursue the explicit version on AO3.  That’d make writing easier, but also jerks around anybody still reading the clean.
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    WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Remember, you’re here because your parents got frisky. Sweet dreams!   
    Remember, you’re here because your parents got frisky.  Sweet dreams! 
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    WillowDarkling reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, I feel like there is a whole untapped subgenre of what happens when a zombie apocalyp   
    I feel like there is a whole untapped subgenre of what happens when a zombie apocalypse gets worse.
    *Werewolf howls*
    or demons escaping hell or vampires going crazy as they try to find the last living humans before they go totally feral.
    or even suddenly it goes disaster movie.
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    WillowDarkling got a reaction from Desiderius Price for a status update, So, the paternal unit has turned 69, and after two weeks of careful consideration I h   
    So, the paternal unit has turned 69, and after two weeks of careful consideration I have decided to spend the rest of the year sniggering. He does not think it’s that funny...
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    WillowDarkling got a reaction from Desiderius Price for a status update, So, the paternal unit has turned 69, and after two weeks of careful consideration I h   
    So, the paternal unit has turned 69, and after two weeks of careful consideration I have decided to spend the rest of the year sniggering. He does not think it’s that funny...
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    WillowDarkling got a reaction from Desiderius Price for a status update, So, the paternal unit has turned 69, and after two weeks of careful consideration I h   
    So, the paternal unit has turned 69, and after two weeks of careful consideration I have decided to spend the rest of the year sniggering. He does not think it’s that funny...
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    WillowDarkling got a reaction from Desiderius Price for a status update, So, the paternal unit has turned 69, and after two weeks of careful consideration I h   
    So, the paternal unit has turned 69, and after two weeks of careful consideration I have decided to spend the rest of the year sniggering. He does not think it’s that funny...
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    WillowDarkling got a reaction from Desiderius Price for a status update, So, the paternal unit has turned 69, and after two weeks of careful consideration I h   
    So, the paternal unit has turned 69, and after two weeks of careful consideration I have decided to spend the rest of the year sniggering. He does not think it’s that funny...
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    WillowDarkling reacted to JayDee for a status update, That review suggesting I reskinned another author’s story when theirs was posted a de   
    That review suggesting I reskinned another author’s story when theirs was posted a decade after mine bugged me a little. I mean, if I had a time machine I’d be using it to go back to the old west just like in Back to the Future 3, not stealing stories!
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    WillowDarkling reacted to BronxWench for a status update, Wishing the very happiest birthday ever to my sweet Neko-baby, WillowDarkling! I hope   
    Wishing the very happiest birthday ever to my sweet Neko-baby, WillowDarkling! I hope this year brings dreams come true, love!     
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    WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Today I learned that apparently it’s legal to marry one’s first cousin in the UK (per   
    Today I learned that apparently it’s legal to marry one’s first cousin in the UK (per a google search).
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    WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Sometimes, the title writes the story itself (from an advice column): “I’ve Been Havi   
    Sometimes, the title writes the story itself (from an advice column): “I’ve Been Having Hot Sex With My Boyfriend and His Brother--I don’t want it to end after lockdown.”
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    WillowDarkling reacted to CloverReef for a status update, How y’all doing you lovely smutmuffins?   
    How y’all doing you lovely smutmuffins? 
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    WillowDarkling got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Got my first jab today. Been about an hour, and so far no signs of zombie-ism… And I   
    Got my first jab today. Been about an hour, and so far no signs of zombie-ism… And I so want to add a joke about my 5G reception right here, but maybe I shouldn’t… 
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    WillowDarkling got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Got my first jab today. Been about an hour, and so far no signs of zombie-ism… And I   
    Got my first jab today. Been about an hour, and so far no signs of zombie-ism… And I so want to add a joke about my 5G reception right here, but maybe I shouldn’t… 
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    WillowDarkling got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Got my first jab today. Been about an hour, and so far no signs of zombie-ism… And I   
    Got my first jab today. Been about an hour, and so far no signs of zombie-ism… And I so want to add a joke about my 5G reception right here, but maybe I shouldn’t… 
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    WillowDarkling reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, “Any god that demands worship is by definition a tyrant” going through my 1 st year c   
    “Any god that demands worship is by definition a tyrant”
    going through my 1st year college stuff and its cringy