No, I didn't get them done all at once! Sorry, if it came across that way. And no, I am not a Gryffindork!
It was just the last in a long line of piercings that were spread out over about three years.
It did get infected once, but I took very good care of it so it usually wasn't a problem. And as for smex... well, you've just got to find the right position so that it doesn't rub!