SereneLies

^.^ Thank you so much!

I don't know if I am putting this here because I am pissed off in general or if its just cause I am so pissed off I can't bring myself to write. How do you find your feelings affect your writing; do you find that the more emotional you are, the better the quality of your work or worse? And I don't just mean pissed off or upset emotional, I mean when you feel joy as well. And (I know i am jumping all over the place here) its not so much that I am so mad that I can't write... I just can't work on Serene Lies which is upsetting itself because I really enjoy writing that story... Right now though I want to write a torture that involve two characters resembling my ex boyfriend cum best friend and his girlfriend who happens to be a close friend... >.< Anyways, so, feelings...writing... what are your thoughts?

Okay so I have a bunch of these: "True Friendship" (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!) Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our friendship. 1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask?, "Because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. That's number 1- its time to leave work so I will post more when I get home ^^ Enjoy

Dear Creepy Co-worker, I know that you weren't just seeing how I was doing. I could feel your hardon against my thigh. Sincerely SereneLies

the masochist in me would probably enjoy that XD

I'm here!!

Basically the idea is to put 1-2 lines of a song in a post and the next person has to guess it. Pretty easy but example: person a: "I'm through with standing in lines to clubs I'll never get in, it's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win." person b: "Rockstar by Nickelback" So, I'll start. "Let's have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick. Don't think to much just bust that dick, I wanna take a ride one your discostick"

r? a?

OMG!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM YOU DID THIS!!!!! Now that I have that out of my system. Marry: Sam because he is oh so adorable ^^ and kind of dangerous what with the demon blood Date: Dean because who doesn't want both brothers Dump: I love castiel but he has become a prat *sad/angry face* Marry: Anna because she just has that look about her. She's so pretty and she defies god... I mean, come on Date: Ruby because she is hot... 'nuff said Dump: just because I had to pick one My turn... Guys: Jareth (david bowie in Labyrinth) Aragorn Sesshomaru Girls: Sarah (labyrinth) Arwyn Sango

Easy! Road to Eldorado! <3 okay try this one on for size "All work and no play makes Jack- a vital member of society."

okay I have searched and I can't think/find any "q"s can I go onto R... If I can than I choose... Rabbit Run - John Updike

I have never eaten game meat (ex: moose, dear, pheasent, etc.)

necromancer

I am at work

I have to agree... I would totally do Sesshomaru... Ah, unrequited love. God love my little brother though, he changed my cellphone background to a pic of lord fluffy and I haven't changed it since ^^

... But the man was unsure of how he should go about doing it; it was his first time after all.

ninja turtles

No question?

Name: 8/10 ..... it makes you sound like a villain or something "AHHH it's supersonic bitch!" Avatar: 9/10 I gotta love the morbid quality ^^ Signature: 7/10 Short, and to the point

Don't trust me in my pants... >.<

not guilty... Im not strong enough. Ever thrown up on your boyfriend/girlfriend?

AHHHHH NOT MY BRAINS!!!! *pokes the person below her with a muffin*

Everyone likes eating purple hamburgers and nasty trolls XD N A U G H T Y

BANNED for having such an adorable display picture *squee*

*tries to catch a grand piano and is squished* Alas I die! *chucks a banana hammock*