Rafael: Definitely. He’s a side of beef.
Gustav: Okay, yeah, I could see it.
Jeremy: It would be great if Star made him her little bitchboy.
Toffee: So I guess this story would predate his demise?
Ferguson: Oh, my. Well, I guess variety is the spice of life.
Ludo: Okay, drawing the line here. Not only is he small, stupid, and grotesque, but being an avian, he probably doesn’t even have a penis.
Other monsters: Hmm, how about that hunky minotaur-thing that Ms. Skullnik briefly dated? And there’s the giraffe guy (maybe it’s not just his neck that’s long), two-headed guy (maybe he has two dicks, too), and of course Spikeballs (come on, the name alone...).