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  2. When I was a kid, one of my favorite (age-appropriate and modern) books described a place as “a screen door town.” The explanation was that every time something happened, no matter how trivial or innocuous, every screen door up and down the street would open and slam shut twice in a ripple effect—once when the occupants came out to snoop, and again when, having discovered it was unimportant, they went back inside. 

    Last year, Cold and I moved into “a lawnmower neighborhood”—meaning every day, there’s at least one person outside mowing somewhere on the block, and most days, their neighbors join in whether or not they need to mow, and the ripple travels further and further until everyone in earshot is mowing. Cold and I sleep during the day and we can only deal with the lawn very early or on his days off, so the constant mowing is a sore point. 

    Well, earlier today, I heard the mowing start up again while I was trying to drudge through beta-reading a chapter from someone who might not have proofread first. As close as the mower sounded, I figured it must be that one neighbor who has an overpowered mower and an undersized lawn. I suffered through reading the same sentence half a dozen times, then stormed into the kitchen to get some tea and wait it out. When I heard Cold come through the door, I started ranting about “whatever asshole is mowing this time can kiss my ass” and a few things otherwise.

    Then I saw him and I froze. My husband was sweaty and covered in grass clippings. “Hello,” he said. “My name is Asshole. I mowed your lawn. Prepare to give me butt.” 

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      Update: I’m a mature, semi-well-adjusted adult, so I’m responding to this awkwardness in the most mature and reasonable way possible: playing opera show tunes in the kitchen and singing along…loudly.

      I sing like someone stuffed a cat in a burlap bag and tossed it in a metal garbage can to duke it out with a deaf coyote. Send prayers for hubby. 🥰

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  5. Hi LHunt, probably not any piercings. I've reached the limit of Lara's body modification for this story, but nipple piercings would fit in well for Bliss, when I get around to finishing it.
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  8. Author: CreepyUnclePete Title: Family Feeding Fairness Summary: Mothers breastfeed babies all the time. What if things were fair, and fathers could penis feed their daughters? Or sons could cockfeed their mother or sisters? Feedback is always welcome! Fandom: Original - Misc > General Pairing: M-F, M-f, m-F, m-f, M-g, m-g, b-g Warnings: Ageplay Anal Bi Contro Exhib FF Inc MF Minor1 Minor2 Oral Solo Voy Chaptered story – 1 chapter so far URL: https://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600110556
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    Crossroadsmk2 Updates

    Hey, Maybe add one nipple piercing – with the QOS heart after Lara gets the tattoo –
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    Aww...good ole Uncle Errol – I wish him a great bachelor party, and Lara shows him much love! I’m sure Sarah and Sam will make it a memorable and enjoyable one for Lara’s dear old uncle. I’m sure he’s going to enjoy seeing his niece all grown up now –
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    Ozzy Osbourne

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