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Desiderius Price reacted to a status update:
What I said: “7 oz can of chipotles in adobo.” What the phone heard: “7 oz can of Chi
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What I said: “7 oz can of chipotles in adobo.”
What the phone heard: “7 oz can of Chipotles in a dildo.”
Even my grocery list is not safe.
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Maybe the phone’s daydreaming about a bottle of Chipotle sauce being used as a dildo?
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Never trust any book with a tagline or summary of this would make Lovecraft scared. L
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Never trust any book with a tagline or summary of this would make Lovecraft scared.
Lovecraft is not a viable reference of fear. Man was afraid of Penguins, Air Conditioners and the Welsh.
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Now I need to know the name of this book!
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45539! Behold the turning of the wheel and back again! Hark!
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