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What would you do for a Klondike bar?

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I'll bet you didn't know you could get an Uzi custom built for somebody three apples high.

Hey, we got 26 crates of 'em ready to go. They even have some grenades the size of dimes :P Ya never know when a family war is in the air, or some poor slob broke omerta, that much vaunted vow of Smurfdom silence.

Ever seen a Lupara the size of a pencil? :P A garrote that is only 4 inches in length? Wicked man, simply wicked!

Greedy Smurf now sleeps with da fishes! He was skimmin' off da top from Papa Smurf and his skip Grumpy Smurf.

:P

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Now there's a name generator that'd be easy to write.

What's your smurf mafia name?

First, go to the 'what's your mafia name?' generator.

Cut and paste the name you get there to the inbox here:

__________ and press enter.

You are ________ Smurf!

Wow! I am Fuckin' Comedian Smurf!

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Anyway, violently resisting the urge to call it: Fuck Smurfette Until She's Blue, i have started: Smurfette and the Potion.

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600091101

I wonder if this one'll get Gawdawfulled...

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Anyway, violently resisting the urge to call it: Fuck Smurfette Until She's Blue, i have started: Smurfette and the Potion.

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600091101

I wonder if this one'll get Gawdawfulled...

Thanks Keith! I've already begun reading the first chapter! Looking forward to whatever your fiendish mind creativly conjures!

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Thanks Keith! I've already begun reading the first chapter! Looking forward to whatever your fiendish mind creativly conjures!

Chapter two is up now.

Edit to ad: Oh, and three, too.

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What happened to the Klondike Bar?

Yeah. The next chapter (4 is up, now) is the sex chapter. I want my Klondike bar. Half now, half after the story reaches...climax.

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Yeah. The next chapter (4 is up, now) is the sex chapter. I want my Klondike bar. Half now, half after the story reaches...climax.

klondike%20bar%20original.jpg

There you go Keith!! LOL

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Keith WINS the challenge!

Good job man! I didn't know if you could pull off a ah, "smurf shrink" story. Here is your Klondike bar and your official

"Bow down to Keith" :)

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