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Guest Zyx

I'd be hugged by cute hippy girls with long curly hair daily :P

If I were a song....

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Every note of my being would be memorized and cherished by musicians, who would carry me on the tips of their tongues and the calloused ends of their fingertips. :D

If I were a bass guitar...

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Guest Zyx

I'd abuse myself over and over again ^_^

If I were the sluttiest slut of all the world?

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Guest Zyx

I'd die of the seven new versions of aids that were developed in my body.

If I were a horny kangaroo?

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If I had gotten a hypothetical scenario to respond to in the previous post, I would have. :(

If I were talking to these forum people in real life...

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I would get up, get something to eat, and come right back awake again. Or else go play video games instead and fall asleep on the couch.

If I were hungry and busy at the same time...

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I would continue what I'm doing telling myself "I'll eat in just a second" for the next three hours or so.

If I were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle...

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I'd make the most out of it instead of hiding in my room all the time like I did before.

No one plays forum games but me.

If I were to stop eating french fries...

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If I were a lizard I'd complain to a wizard.

If I were a succubus --

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