JayDee

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    JayDee reacted to pippychick for a status update, Well… it’s been a strange few days, that’s for sure! Here are some examples of “alter   
    Well… it’s been a strange few days, that’s for sure!
    Here are some examples of “alternative facts” for reference:
    Despite photographic evidence, in terms of visible crowds, less is more.
    A unicorn just flew past my window with a can of Red Bull in its mouth. It had a sign around its neck saying it was a Pegasus.
    Being sent abusive comments means you are guilty of harassment.
    The world is actually flat.
    There is no such thing as marmite.
    I do not have work in the morning.
    I am not going to bed.
    I am not saying goodnight.
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    JayDee reacted to pippychick for a status update, My apologies, but this was too good not to share. Found on one of my political sites   
    My apologies, but this was too good not to share. Found on one of my political sites who came on it via George Takei, here is the Sunday Herald’s (Scotland) TV section:

    Awesome…
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    JayDee reacted to pippychick for a status update, So yesterday I knitted a bobble hat for the dog. You can’t tell, but she’s really imp   
    So yesterday I knitted a bobble hat for the dog. You can’t tell, but she’s really impressed.

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    JayDee reacted to pippychick for a status update, I am building a small solar-powered toy robot. At this point, I’m assuming the “educa   
    I am building a small solar-powered toy robot. 
    At this point, I’m assuming the “educational” aspect of this toy for children is the eighty page assembly booklet, in Chinese.
     
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    JayDee reacted to BronxWench for a status update, From my family to your, the brightest blessings of this holiday season, and all the b   
    From my family to your, the brightest blessings of this holiday season, and all the best in 2017!
     

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    JayDee reacted to pippychick for a status update, Food shopping commenced at 0700 hours. Food shopping completed at 0900 hours. A dog a   
    Food shopping commenced at 0700 hours. Food shopping completed at 0900 hours.
    A dog ate my mince pies while I was putting the shopping away.
    *tries to wrap things*
    *fails*
    *panics*
    Status at 1100 hours: Panic.
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    JayDee reacted to pippychick for a status update, My christmas gift shopping is now completely done! Down to a silly bobble hat for the   
    My christmas gift shopping is now completely done! Down to a silly bobble hat for the dog, and a collar with bells on for the greyhound. Next week: Food, Glorious Food!

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    JayDee reacted to pippychick for a status update, Last month, a part of my filling fell out. I say fell, I was actually reliving my chi   
    Last month, a part of my filling fell out. I say fell, I was actually reliving my childhood with a surplus halloween Drumstick lollipop. Today, my appointment at the dentist came up. Thankfully, they didn’t need to do anything painful. They just removed my temporary filling, cleaned it and redid it. I feel like I just got a get out jail free card while on death row. Also, my dental hygeine is great and they don’t need to see me ever again (or for twelve months, which is much the same thing). 
    Excuse me while I slump into a relaxed pile of vaguely human shaped happiness. Then I will update stuff.  
    I will also think twice from now on before reliving my childhood with chewy sweet things.
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    JayDee reacted to BronxWench for a status update, A very happy Thanksgiving to all who are celebrating today. I’m grateful for family,   
    A very happy Thanksgiving to all who are celebrating today. I’m grateful for family, and friends, and that includes the family I’ve found here at AFF. 
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    JayDee reacted to pippychick for a status update, Now that I’ve gotten over my childishness earlier, on this Thanksgiving day, I am toy   
    Now that I’ve gotten over my childishness earlier, on this Thanksgiving day, I am toying with the idea of writing a comedy/horror story where the ranks of the ghosts of the working class, past and present, conspire to terrorise their enemies. Wherein the first idiot to say: “Yeah, but they’ve got a widescreen tv to watch Jeremy Kyle on!” will be decapitated by a horrifically angry child in rags. Where London’s biggest Waitrose branch becomes a food bank. And every beautiful old building we’ve got that’s been converted into a luxury anything is immediately reclaimed as a public library/art gallery/place to hang out.   
    Those hiding in the Ritz and Harrods will find themselves in a converted factory, on an production line where they have to sort stones from pebbles as piecework. Forever. The first of them to say: “I’ve worked hard for what I’ve got.” will lose a limb, teaching them a valuable lesson about what they’ve actually got, and how little it relates to imaginary work that they’ve never had to do. Until now.
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    JayDee reacted to pippychick for a status update, Frankie Boyle. Please don’t ever stop. Quote Trump alienated the Republican base. The   
    Frankie Boyle. Please don’t ever stop.