DarkInuLord

The AFF users tend to be more mature than other forums, like MediaMiner and Fanfiction.net. We have things like jobs, and spouses. So... No time to forum monkey around, though, I still have time for it, obviously.

Ahahah HAHA. Oh god, my stomach.. XD I haven't seen that movie since I was little, and yes, I couldn't help but notice his package either, though back then, I was more into the female character... I wouldn't have minded trapping her in a labyrinth one bit. Let's see..... Inuyasha, I'm gay for him, even though I'm a 99% straight man.

She's definitely one of the 'nice girls'. And I love her to bits. She's definitely the only girlfriend I've ever had, who wasn't a giant bitch to me, and I plan to keep her. >.< I'm even trying not to be my normal jealous-bastard self! Wow, we sorta went off topic. XD

Naw, I haven't even brought up getting engaged yet, but trust me, I'll get her a ring. XD I bought her this really expensive (But I told her it was cheap :3) pearl necklace for christmas, and that was just 'cause I felt like it. But yar, I doubt you'll see her, I'd just rather not be disillusioned in my fantasies of romance and love.

Now now... I'm planning on asking my girlfriend... And we haven't even done a thing yet, don't give her any crazy ideas, k?

:: Cough :: I'm the only one who didn't just vote 'yes'..... I do have to be 100% honest, yes I let my 'lover' watch porn, but she only watches Yaoi, and she has a thing for a certain anime character... I DO get jealous, and I know it's wrong but I can't help it.

I s'pose that makes me feel a little better.... Not much though.

Oh god, I laughed at this pretty damned hard. What's worse: Your brother and his drunk friends all use the bathroom several dozen times while drinking from 10PM to 6AM. You decide before you go to bed you're going to go take a piss now that the bathroom is finally empty. You walk in, and flip on the light, only to note that not a single one of them hit the toilet, instead, pissing all over your towels, shower curtain, floors, mats, and somehow on the mirror above the sink. I think one of them even pissed in one of the plants...

I think I'd choose the last option, myself. If I had a close friend who needed the money badly, and no matter how much I offer to just GIVE her the money she still won't accept it, then yeah, probably. (Given, I could always have her clean my house or something, but if there's nothing around the house for her to do, this would be the last thing I'd do.)

Better question, would you offer money for sexual favors? In fact, I think I'll make that poll... For now, my answer to this, is depending on the circumstances... Say I lose my job, house, car and all of that, and my girlfriend and I are thrown out on the streets. If someone were to offer to pay a large amount of money for sexual favors, to either my girlfriend or I (And he didn't care which one of the two.). I would never put my girlfriend through that, so yes, if it were a large amount of money, and we desperately needed it, I would. On a related note, if someone offered my girlfriend money for sexual favors, I'd probably skin him and feed him his testicles...

Reminds me of my father. =_= Once he turned 50, all he would do all day was compare his penis to large objects, I think it was a mid life crisis, but he's still doing it, and it's been years now. But really, sometimes I wish I wasn't so well endowed... I actually had an idea for a new story after reading this thread, and it was going to be based on my first time, and how awkward it was because of my 'size'.

Naw, it's fine... It's just that, well... My girlfriend is a virgin. :: Cough hope she doesn't see this cough :: And yeah, I AM well... Above average size, so it makes me really nervous, being 'too big' for most girls and all... I really think that was more than you all needed to know. XD

Though you CAN tell if a writer is male or female, (Or a virgin... Lol) by the way they write. Like, I start to laugh when a writer will say something about the couple "SCREAMING" eachother's names, or mention something about them seeing a blinding light upon peaking. Never once have I screamed, or seen light. Nor do I know anyone who.. Well no, I know a screamer, but I don't know anyone who's seen bright light, unless they were being raped by aliens.

Oh wow, without reading the rest of the posts besides like the first two lines of the original one. It was legally binding?... I suppose after the first time it asked me, I should have done more than just put in a random date and letters, ne? I just sort of get annoyed, having it ask me my date of birth and all that about every two weeks, or if I take a break from AFF for a while. Though, I've been a member since '05 (And a reader since before that.) so I don't see why it should be a problem... Oh well, nothin' I can do now.

Woo, my size range is preferred by one person.... :: laughs :: But no seriously, this poll made me die a little inside. :c

I feel more self conscious than ever now, thanks to this poll.... =_= God, as if guys didn't have enough to worry about, now I have to worry that I'm TOO BIG? :: Dies a little, inside. ::

Inuyasha and Rin. I read a few really good ones, and got hooked on them. Sadly it's like the ONLY pairing that doesn't have it's own category, but for some reason Naraku/Rin does... Least favorite pairing: Sesshoumaru/Kagome. Or anything with Sesshoumaru.