DemonGoddess

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    DemonGoddess reacted to BronxWench for a status update, A very happy Thanksgiving to all who are celebrating today. I’m grateful for family,   
    A very happy Thanksgiving to all who are celebrating today. I’m grateful for family, and friends, and that includes the family I’ve found here at AFF. 
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    DemonGoddess reacted to pippychick for a status update, Now that I’ve gotten over my childishness earlier, on this Thanksgiving day, I am toy   
    Now that I’ve gotten over my childishness earlier, on this Thanksgiving day, I am toying with the idea of writing a comedy/horror story where the ranks of the ghosts of the working class, past and present, conspire to terrorise their enemies. Wherein the first idiot to say: “Yeah, but they’ve got a widescreen tv to watch Jeremy Kyle on!” will be decapitated by a horrifically angry child in rags. Where London’s biggest Waitrose branch becomes a food bank. And every beautiful old building we’ve got that’s been converted into a luxury anything is immediately reclaimed as a public library/art gallery/place to hang out.   
    Those hiding in the Ritz and Harrods will find themselves in a converted factory, on an production line where they have to sort stones from pebbles as piecework. Forever. The first of them to say: “I’ve worked hard for what I’ve got.” will lose a limb, teaching them a valuable lesson about what they’ve actually got, and how little it relates to imaginary work that they’ve never had to do. Until now.
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    DemonGoddess reacted to Melrick for a status update, It’s not my birthday, but I just wanted to take a moment to thank my mum for squeezin   
    It’s not my birthday, but I just wanted to take a moment to thank my mum for squeezing out my 11 pound 5 ½ ounce hulking frame naturally all those years ago.  And my 11 pound brother, 11 pound other brother, and 10 pound sister.  All naturally.
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    DemonGoddess reacted to pippychick for a status update, Frankie Boyle. Please don’t ever stop. Quote Trump alienated the Republican base. The   
    Frankie Boyle. Please don’t ever stop.
     
     
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    DemonGoddess reacted to BronxWench for a status update, Happy birthday to our very own DemonGoddess061! Huzzah!!   
    Happy birthday to our very own DemonGoddess061!  Huzzah!!     
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    DemonGoddess got a reaction from KoKoa_B for a status update, CUBS WIN!!!!!   
    CUBS WIN!!!!! 
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    DemonGoddess got a reaction from KoKoa_B for a status update, CUBS WIN!!!!!   
    CUBS WIN!!!!! 
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    DemonGoddess got a reaction from KoKoa_B for a status update, CUBS WIN!!!!!   
    CUBS WIN!!!!! 
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    DemonGoddess reacted to BronxWench for a status update, ::takes daft one’s car to be inspected:: Daft one (calls on cell phone): How’s the ca   
    ::takes daft one’s car to be inspected::
    Daft one (calls on cell phone): How’s the car?
    BW: Almost done, but babe, they need to replace the muffler. It’s all banged up and loose, like you backed into something, or someone backed into you…
    Daft one: Oh, yeah. I backed into something.
    BW: 
    This is why I love our mechanic, who takes the daft one in stride.
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    DemonGoddess reacted to pippychick for a status update, That moment when you go searching for explicit yaoi manga to read because you’ve deve   
    That moment when you go searching for explicit yaoi manga to read because you’ve developed a sudden addiction, and end up on a threatening webpage, then have to allow AVG to remotely access your machine that’s full of dark slash stories, and are hoping they won’t notice. Frightening. I have learned my lesson. Mostly. At least my internet history was all google searches about “what to do when AVG stops working”
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    DemonGoddess reacted to CL Mustafic for a status update, So I guess my lucky streak continues… I just got offered a contract to publish Fallin   
    So I guess my lucky streak continues… I just got offered a contract to publish Falling for Him!!! Off to celebrate with a bottle of wine! 
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    DemonGoddess got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Today’s upgrade went MUCH better!   
    Today’s upgrade went MUCH better!
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    DemonGoddess got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Today’s upgrade went MUCH better!   
    Today’s upgrade went MUCH better!
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    DemonGoddess got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Today’s upgrade went MUCH better!   
    Today’s upgrade went MUCH better!
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    DemonGoddess got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Today’s upgrade went MUCH better!   
    Today’s upgrade went MUCH better!
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    DemonGoddess got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Today’s upgrade went MUCH better!   
    Today’s upgrade went MUCH better!
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    DemonGoddess got a reaction from Desiderius Price for a status update, I have now lost 34 pounds since July 11!   
    I have now lost 34 pounds since July 11!
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    DemonGoddess got a reaction from Desiderius Price for a status update, I have now lost 34 pounds since July 11!   
    I have now lost 34 pounds since July 11!
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    DemonGoddess got a reaction from Desiderius Price for a status update, I have now lost 34 pounds since July 11!   
    I have now lost 34 pounds since July 11!
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    DemonGoddess got a reaction from Desiderius Price for a status update, I have now lost 34 pounds since July 11!   
    I have now lost 34 pounds since July 11!
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    DemonGoddess got a reaction from Desiderius Price for a status update, I have now lost 34 pounds since July 11!   
    I have now lost 34 pounds since July 11!
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    DemonGoddess reacted to pippychick for a status update, This is looking more and more likely. Pent le thand. Tiro narn mîn. Tiro erthad mîn.   
    This is looking more and more likely.
    Pent le thand. Tiro narn mîn. Tiro erthad mîn. Tiro nin. Makalaurë. Lín dannen, lín bŷr, lín mûl. Daro an nin. Im buia le an uir. Baug Herdir nín. Melin... tiro...
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    DemonGoddess got a reaction from WillowDarkling for a status update, The Cubs won their division yesterday!!!!!   
    The Cubs won their division yesterday!!!!! 
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    DemonGoddess got a reaction from WillowDarkling for a status update, The Cubs won their division yesterday!!!!!   
    The Cubs won their division yesterday!!!!! 
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    DemonGoddess got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, FINALLY 2 days off, and a week scheduled on ONE shift!!!   
    FINALLY 2 days off, and a week scheduled on ONE shift!!!