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Food shopping commenced at 0700 hours. Food shopping completed at 0900 hours.
A dog ate my mince pies while I was putting the shopping away.
*tries to wrap things*
Status at 1100 hours: Panic.
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Yes… unfortunately, I have never been the kind of person who knows where their towel is. And I should… I went to church today, and the vicar was kind of hot with his intense scrutiny, which means I’m probably going straight to Hell. A towel would definitely come in useful there.
Thank God there’s no God.