WillowDarkling

A very Happy Birthday to pippychick, a dear friend and brilliant writer! Hope the day is incredible, and perfect!    
 

...When you scorch your mouth to death, because the fecking taters are piping hot, but the meat is barely lukewarm… You’d think I’d remember by now… 

This witch is MELTING.

The latest firefox update has added “firefox monitor” that gives a notification message about adultfanfiction and a data breach in 2018. Hopefully won’t deter too many users!

Keep yer fingers crossed that we get staffing issues finally settled for where I work.  It has been BRUTAL.  Sixty hours worked since Saturday.  And I’m not done.

The very happiest of birthdays to Willow Darkling, my favoritest Neko-baby in the entire Multiverse.     

Was getting coffee at the office when I suddenly had the unbidden thought, “I oughta smurf you right up the smurfhole, you smurfing smurfer!”
Thankfully, I don’t think anyone heard me laughing for no apparent reason.

Next prompt on the list is ‘scary’ so how’s this for a title: “Pregnant in Alabama”

Say it with me:  This WILL be a better week! 

This has not been one of my better weeks…  

Oh, sweet gods, Notre Dame is burning… 

I am back, and slowly getting to the point where I’ve picked everything back up again. Which means, if you’re wondering why I haven’t been reviewing lately, it’s because I’m just beginning to catch up on my reading.
I love holidays, but they do tend to make me lose my way when they’re over. Never literally as yet. I mean, I’ve always managed to get the train back eventually, though if the service degrades any further that might change.
Looks like I won’t be holidaying in Brunei anytime soon. What a world.
I am back in Wales at the end of the month, though. They putting a bit of opera on.

does not recommend stair surfing.  Things get broken.  Like your neck, your collarbone, and apparently your wrist. 

So, there is something very wrong with the universe when my 24-year old niece is undergoing chemo for Ewing’s sarcoma.

Have I ever mentioned how much I fucking hate cancer?

Google “Naked Man Orchid”. Just do it. Now you know that’s a thing that exists. You’re welcome. 

I am away for a week and will be without internet… wish me luck!
Hopefully, I will get some writing done. I plan to extend and write more of an original story that @CloverReef has helped me with – thank you so much!
If all goes well, I may start posting that upon my return.
Later!
 

I think the dark pit might be breaking to see some light.  A tiny sliver, but that's enough, right?  Pull myself back through, carry on.  Despite what has happened in that time, I want to say thank you, to all you guys.  I appreciate it.  .

『ああ、ごめん、ごめん、探したよ』 My heart melts every time I hear that line… ::sighs dreamily::

『ああ、ごめん、ごめん、探したよ』 My heart melts every time I hear that line… ::sighs dreamily::

Day UK leaves the EU: 29th March.
Day UK government bans internet porn: 1st April.
Nothing can go wrong here… nothing at all!
Seems you will be able to visit porn websites if you go into an actual shop and physically purchase some kind of weird licence for a fiver, which you’ll need to use within 24 hours. This will be sold to you by the very last person alive that you want thinking of you and sex. Though even getting to the counter may well mean having to fight your way through a violent melee involving people fighting over toilet roll AND people who left it too late to buy bread and are now battling it out for the last Soreen.

Well, I’m back, and I may even be writing again. I’m not going to say what’s been happening, because that would just bore you all – and me. Suffice to say I suspected it before, but now I know that Hell is dually purposed as a carpet shop. You’ll finally realise how many rugs you’re standing on when cackling demons start pulling them from under your feet.
Something is off with the universe lately, but perhaps it’s settling itself. Except, there’s Brexit to look forward to. Of all the things I hate, I hate that I’ve become one of those insane people who keep shelves full of bottled water… just in case. All we need is a second referendum, then the people of this country will vote ‘No Deal’ like lambs to the slaughter.
Ah, well.
For as long as it’s possible, I may as well potter about in my own AU’s.
 

I am so tired of looking for an editor who understands editing is not idea tossing! As if Wes and I don’t have a plethora of ideas already? We need someone who can tell the difference between showing and telling content, or lecturing paragraphs, not someone to take over the 100 plus chapters we need to get fixed and posted for fuck’s sake!

Nothing like having to factory restore your laptop, only to find out at 2 AM that you’ve now lost six years of writing and renders due to things never having actually backed up to the external drive. 

::screams happily:: I haz keys!!!!