WillowDarkling

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    WillowDarkling got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, That glorious fucking delicious moment when my groove suddenly returns… ! Holy fuck,   
    That glorious fucking delicious moment when my groove suddenly returns… ! Holy fuck, I’m happy  
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    WillowDarkling got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, That glorious fucking delicious moment when my groove suddenly returns… ! Holy fuck,   
    That glorious fucking delicious moment when my groove suddenly returns… ! Holy fuck, I’m happy  
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    WillowDarkling reacted to DemonGoddess for a status update, I FINALLY got the time to fix my computer issues, so I can access everything I haven’   
    I FINALLY got the time to fix my computer issues, so I can access everything I haven’t been able to for a few months.  Now to get work under control, and I’ll be golden!
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    WillowDarkling reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, I have never been so insulted as when a cousin brought vegan turkey to thanksgiving.   
    I have never been so insulted as when a cousin brought vegan turkey to thanksgiving. I woke up at 4 to get started and this person brings vegan turkey… And no no one is vegan in the family.
    Words were said.
     
     
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    WillowDarkling reacted to BronxWench for a status update, For everyone celebrating today, Happy Thanksgiving!   
    For everyone celebrating today, Happy Thanksgiving! 
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    WillowDarkling reacted to DemonGoddess for a status update, Looks like I finally got around my browser issues. Now to reset up email   
    Looks like I finally got around my browser issues.  Now to reset up email
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    WillowDarkling reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, The definition of irony is wanting to scream at your cats, “Just live in fucking harm   
    The definition of irony is wanting to scream at your cats, “Just live in fucking harmony goddamn it!”
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    WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Death penalty for spammers, anybody got an issue with this?   
    Death penalty for spammers, anybody got an issue with this?
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    WillowDarkling reacted to BronxWench for a status update, A big Happy Birthday shout-out to the one and only @DemonGoddess , my fellow cranky o   
    A big Happy Birthday shout-out to the one and only @DemonGoddess, my fellow cranky old broad. Here’s hoping for a good year!         
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    WillowDarkling reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, What I say: "He was a stallion in the truest sense." What my phone hears: "He was a s   
    What I say: "He was a stallion in the truest sense."
    What my phone hears: "He was a scallion in the truest sense."
    So keep an eye out for my upcoming story about a sexy green onion.
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    WillowDarkling reacted to pittwitch for a status update, Well, having failed all conservative treatment options, I’ll be setting up for chemot   
    Well, having failed all conservative treatment options, I’ll be setting up for chemotherapy for this oddball immune system of mine.  Wish me luck!
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    WillowDarkling reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, <3   
    <3

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    WillowDarkling reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, So, the post-Halloween trick-or-treater tally: At least one kid dressed as an interne   
    So, the post-Halloween trick-or-treater tally:
    At least one kid dressed as an internet meme -- check Multiple Elsas and Harley Quinns -- check A whole family in themed costumes -- check A hot mom in a borderline-inappropriate outfit -- checkity-doo
     
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    WillowDarkling got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, “There’s a TV, Joe.” “Champagne?”   
    “There’s a TV, Joe.”
    “Champagne?”
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    WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, I want my money back! Third COVID shot so far, no super powers.   
    I want my money back!  Third COVID shot so far, no super powers. 
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    WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, So, is eating a rabbi considered Kosher? (Asking for...a friend cause ‘tis the season   
    So, is eating a rabbi considered Kosher?  (Asking for...a friend cause ‘tis the season for questions.)
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    WillowDarkling reacted to JayDee for a status update, I had a very close relative die in the summer and it’s kind of broken me too, as self   
    I had a very close relative die in the summer and it’s kind of broken me too, as self-centred as it sounds when they’re the one who died, but I gotta try and move on a bit. Hoping to catch up on reading soon, especially the new halloween story jam you’ve got going on.
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    WillowDarkling reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Do you think that when Theodore Maiman switched on the first laser at Hughes Research   
    Do you think that when Theodore Maiman switched on the first laser at Hughes Research Laboratories in 1960, he realized that he was inventing the 20th century's greatest cat toy?
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    WillowDarkling reacted to BronxWench for a status update, M Denis Villeneuve had best be working on Dune Part Two, or I shall hunt him down, re   
    M Denis Villeneuve had best be working on Dune Part Two, or I shall hunt him down, remove his liver with my bare hands, and offer it to the Morrigan.
    And yes, Part One was an enormous improvement over David Lynch’s effort, although I might had chosen differently for the role of Lady Jessica. But by and large, c’est incroyable!
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    WillowDarkling got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Went to a toy store to buy a birthday present for niece, paternal unit asked if there   
    Went to a toy store to buy a birthday present for niece, paternal unit asked if there were any spiders there. Went to the grocery store, found plastic spiders and bought them for the paternal unit. He’s 69 years old and walking around with a plastic spider on his finger.
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    WillowDarkling got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Went to a toy store to buy a birthday present for niece, paternal unit asked if there   
    Went to a toy store to buy a birthday present for niece, paternal unit asked if there were any spiders there. Went to the grocery store, found plastic spiders and bought them for the paternal unit. He’s 69 years old and walking around with a plastic spider on his finger.
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    WillowDarkling reacted to DemonGoddess for a status update, Ye gods I need applicants where I work. Arrrrghhh   
    Ye gods I need applicants where I work.  Arrrrghhh 
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    WillowDarkling reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Last night, I was adding "heavy cream" to my grocery list, and the two words my phone   
    Last night, I was adding "heavy cream" to my grocery list, and the two words my phone suggested after "heavy" were "breasts" and "balls." Phone, you know me far too well.
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    WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, (taken from facebook)   
    (taken from facebook)
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    WillowDarkling reacted to Rick_Andrew for a status update, Not fiction, this happened in my house recently-- It was a dark and stormy night, in   
    Not fiction, this happened in my house recently--
    It was a dark and stormy night, in a great big house.  Thunderclouds had swirled down from the north and were dumping the rain.
    On the phone I had just talked with Jenny--who, with our son, was out-of-state on their road trip to see a massive museum.
    I was in my recliner sitting quietly a moment because I was ready to go to bed.  The dark filled every room, all but disregarding a few puny battery-powered candles:  Left the only soul in the house, I was downshifting for sleep.
    Power briefly flashed out. The kitchen clock winked--otherwise I wouldn't have missed power, since I'd already had the lights out.
    But over the din of the pounding storm, I made out some grating noises and then--footfalls.  In our bedroom, over my head.
    In my mind I inventoried what had caused this big house to creak like that from time to time.  Creaking I could explain, yeah.
    But there were also the little dull impacts.
    Unmistakably, movement upstairs. It sounded exactly like Jenny getting out of bed and walking across the floor--a sound I knew well from repetition, having heard it here above my head-- sometimes every morning in a week--yes indeed: footfalls !
    But with Jenny in Ohio, then: who?
    The noise was, beyond my doubt now, a presence upstairs.  I froze to stone not wanting to be detected—trying to reassure myself thinking:  It’s the noise of the storm—that’s nothing upstairs  ! 
    And when would that Nothing--responsible for what almost was starting to sound like distant angry bangs and thumps--descend the stairs, coming this way?
    Starting to hear my heart in my ears, I mentally rejoined the presence by trying to reduce it to some mundane cause I knew--finding it nuts--
    Because nobody--especially in a pounding storm--breaks into the TOP floor, while rain slides off the roof and sheets down windows.
    Over the roar of the storm, I finally caught a distinctive sound: A plastic case, wheels on an axle jarring with an impact. 
    Our vacuum 'droid was loose.
    I'd been petrified by what I found to have been the noise of his slamming into furniture like a drunken bad actor who hadn't rehearsed his action scene.
    The power spike had jolted his dumb plastic butt right off the battery charger.
    And in the dark and fury of the storm, he was--
     VACUUMING.