WillowDarkling

So I'm working on a Star Vs the Forces of Evil story, and I was amazed when I started typing the phrase "magical princess from another dimension" -- which I had last typed several months ago -- and my phone actually pulled up the correct next word. At least, up to a point.
magical
princess
from
another
recipe
Good try, phone, good try.

New memo from the US dept of labor, that due to the covid pandemic and the need to “catch-back-up”, the next eleven days will be considered “Monday” for business/tax purposes.  Happy April First everybody!

Around this time last year, we were dealing with devastating fires and serious water restrictions.  Now we’re having record rainfalls and devastating floods.  At least you can’t say we don’t have variety in Australia!

And we have an eruption happening! A volcanic fissure has opened up in a small valley, and is erupting. There have been hardly any quakes in the past couple of days, so hopefully the quakes are done. I can’t wait for the authorities come up with an official name for the fissure and resulting lava.

And we have an eruption happening! A volcanic fissure has opened up in a small valley, and is erupting. There have been hardly any quakes in the past couple of days, so hopefully the quakes are done. I can’t wait for the authorities come up with an official name for the fissure and resulting lava.

And we have an eruption happening! A volcanic fissure has opened up in a small valley, and is erupting. There have been hardly any quakes in the past couple of days, so hopefully the quakes are done. I can’t wait for the authorities come up with an official name for the fissure and resulting lava.

11000 earthquakes since last Wednesday… it’s been… oscillating! 
…. I’ll see myself out…. 

11000 earthquakes since last Wednesday… it’s been… oscillating! 
…. I’ll see myself out…. 

I’m just going to say it… Congratulations, America. 

I honestly don’t see Trump hanging out with this group. 

I’m just going to say it… Congratulations, America. 

I’m just going to say it… Congratulations, America. 

Lately, I’ve seen a lot of people (mostly on TV shows) misusing the expression “Divide and conquer.” This phrase does NOT mean “Split up to tackle separate tasks.” It means “Separate your enemies from one another so you can more easily overpower them.”

Every member of Congress who has been humoring Trump about his election loss for the past 2 months had a hand in what happened today.
I have spoken.

Happy New Year, everyone. Hope 2021 will bring you joy, love and happiness. 

Happy New Year, everyone. Hope 2021 will bring you joy, love and happiness. 

What is 2021 like?
Have the carrots attacked yet?
 

Happy New Year, everyone. Hope 2021 will bring you joy, love and happiness. 

Happy New Year, folks!

Happy Holidays, everyone, however you celebrate the season. Be safe, and may the new year bring you hope, love and joy. 

Happy Holidays, everyone, however you celebrate the season. Be safe, and may the new year bring you hope, love and joy. 

Happy Holidays, everyone, however you celebrate the season. Be safe, and may the new year bring you hope, love and joy. 

Happy Holidays, everyone, however you celebrate the season. Be safe, and may the new year bring you hope, love and joy. 

Happy Holidays, everyone, however you celebrate the season. Be safe, and may the new year bring you hope, love and joy. 

You know what’s really lame? The biggest reason why I want to get the COVID vaccine is that I want to see Wonder Woman 1984 in a movie theater.