Keith Inc. Posted March 29, 2007 Author Report Posted March 29, 2007 Xyphoid Process (the little bone at the end of your sternum...) Quote
redsliver Posted March 30, 2007 Report Posted March 30, 2007 I can't find a Y so I'm jumping to Z Zygotes Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 30, 2007 Author Report Posted March 30, 2007 A! Uh, uh, uh.... the theme is: Excuses! I'm late because: Abraham Adams Asked me to Alibi his Assertion he Attended the Athletic Association's Axe-off. Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted March 31, 2007 Report Posted March 31, 2007 B: Black Hole sucked me into another dimension while I'm on my way and sent me light-years away from here! Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 31, 2007 Author Report Posted March 31, 2007 I'm late because: C: Clustered Caribou caught my Chrysler crossing the Canadian border. Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 31, 2007 Author Report Posted March 31, 2007 Elephants in estrus elected to elevate my Edsel to the end of the El-train. Quote
redsliver Posted March 31, 2007 Report Posted March 31, 2007 Flaming faeries found my fly unfastened and were fast upon me. Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 31, 2007 Author Report Posted March 31, 2007 A gorgeous glamorous giantess grabbed me and groped me graciously. Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 31, 2007 Author Report Posted March 31, 2007 Idahoan Indians inflicted idleness upon me in indignation Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 Killer koalas KO'd me by knocking my knuckles off. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 Leaping Llamas Left obstacles in front of my Lincoln Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 Maddening Mimes mimicked me mercilessly all the way to Maine Quote
Guest echtrae Posted April 1, 2007 Report Posted April 1, 2007 Naughty Nightscribe Negotiated a Nighttime visit and Negated my alarm Quote
Keith Inc. Posted April 2, 2007 Author Report Posted April 2, 2007 J...K...L...M...N...M? I'll go with O: Outraged optometrists ogled my open outerwear and offered me oral. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted April 3, 2007 Report Posted April 3, 2007 Quamp queried me quietly, and quite often. Quote
redsliver Posted April 3, 2007 Report Posted April 3, 2007 She somehow suspected my sexual shenanigans slowed our steps. Quote
Leonhart29 Posted April 3, 2007 Report Posted April 3, 2007 Treated to a not so typical tryst in a timely manner making me tardy. Quote
Guest echtrae Posted April 4, 2007 Report Posted April 4, 2007 Voracious Velociraptors Vacuumed my Vehicle keys Quote
Keith Inc. Posted April 4, 2007 Author Report Posted April 4, 2007 Wicked Wyoming Witches waltzed wastefully westward when my wagon was waiting at the corner of Waconah and Waverly. Quote
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