Integration into Paradise (Naruto AU)

[Kid Coheed]

Konohagakure was truly a paradise often considered heaven on Earth. In a warm but Dry climate it never dropped below 55 degrees and never rose above 90. The trees and crops were plentiful and plush thanks to the Shodai Hokage, allowing farmers to get 3-7 times the yield for just half the work. The women were breathtakingly beautiful and the men unbelievably handsome, only benefited by its place in the world drawing new beautiful strangers to its streets looking for their own slice of paradise. 

Everyone inside Konoha loved it, but those outside desired the Garden of Eden for themselves and so Konoha had to go to war many times. But rather than forcing many of their citizens to go to war, or even tapping their standard Ninja to give their lives to defend Konoha beyond their usual missions, the Hokage and his staff created the perfect solution, the ANBU. Ninja trained to be Army Killers down to the last man and woman, skilled in every form of the Ninja arts. And with these monsters Konoha was kept safe. And that was the way of the world until Young Uzumaki Naruto was inducted at the age of 5 hours. Never knowing the outside world Naruto became the greatest product of the ANBU and led them to victory over the Supernatural forces threatening the entire Ninja world solidifying a World Truce and in the future world peace. But without a war, the ANBU were useless and so The Hokage decided to let them back into the general population. 

Naruto Uzumaki for the first time was let into the Garden of Eden... He had a long way to go to understand the gift he was given 

 

TLDR: Konoha while having Ninja super charged the ANBU training so they were the only ones to fight in wars really, Naruto was inducted as a baby and has never known the beauty of Konoha or its residents really and is now getting to experience it for the first time, everything is his first time 

 

Requirements: 

1) Naruto is a Virgin in all ways but fighting, never drank, never smoked, never had sex, never even touched himself. While having emotions and thoughts, Naruto had it drilled into his head to be a perfect soldier and thus never disrespect his allies. 

2) Everyone in Konoha is obscenly gorgeous, Sakura maybe thin but she looks like Belle Delphine or Rusty Fawkes, the Thiccest if women look like Bishoujomom. It's basically heaven. This means that much of the population is fucking like crazy

 

3) ANBU start training around 18 usually, meaning while Naruto is 18 he's somehow inverted the usual path for ANBU. ANBU are often revered and treated extremely well and with respect for their sacrifice. 

 

Restrictions:

1) Naruto in purely Slash relationships

2) Naruto Bottoming (He can be Bi but he's a dom) 

Request:

1) With The Truce and Peace negotiations, some of the Kunoichi that Naruto has fought in the past and teamed with in the last war come to Konoha as Emissaries to meet and reconcile with Naruto, leading to some sexy time 

2) The world is semi-free use, and it's normal to see a couple in a alleyway fucking each other's brains out, or for their to be throuples and just straight up polycues living in an apartment building or clan complex