Learn to Submit the Wrong Way!

[JayDee]

http://cherylzwrites.com/2019/08/13/learn-to-submit-the-wrong-way/

This made me laugh so thought I’d share it!

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Word count, smord count. 7000 word limit? I don’t think so. Not when you can send them your 100,000 word epic bondage/erotica novel about an elf and a fairy finding love despite their differences and against the wishes of their warring parents in the enchanted forest.

I swear someone on AFF has already written that :p

 

[CloverReef]

That article’s got some awesome advice. I’m taking notes! Turns out I haven’t been nearly as douchebaggy as I should be with publishers, and I’ve been writing the wrong stories! Zombie politicians, here I come! 

[AquaTonic]

This was a great read, I’m in love with the sarcasm!