Australian woman wakes to 5 metre python surprise

[Melrick]

btw, 5 metres is about 16 feet.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36573623

[BronxWench]

And there's a whole world of nope, right there. Can I tell you how fast I'd be selling that house?

[DemonGoddess]

Looks like someone let him loose after he got too big as a pet

[Melrick]

She suspects the snake had been living in her ceiling for years though, so I actually suspect it's a wild python.

[BronxWench]

Yeah, let's make that a double helping of nope.

[KoKoa_B]

Aaand another reason why I won't go to Australia; thanks for that! LOL

[Melrick]

Oh come on, the chances of the wildlife killing you is no worse than 50/50 lol

[KoKoa_B]

XD "50/50"

[BronxWench]

Melrick's leading you on. It's more like 75/25 in favor of the wildlife killing you.

[WillowDarkling]

Probably goes up to like 83/17 in favor of killing you, if you add in the DropBears... Those guys are just brutal...

[Melrick]

I wouldn't worry, you'll probably be fine.

[KoKoa_B]

... I'm afraid to Google DropBears... LOLOL

[DirtyAngel]

Ohhhhhhhhh, a real snake....

[Melrick]

Drop bears are bears that drop onto your head from trees. They're real, honest!

[DirtyAngel]

Edited June 27, 2016 by DirtyAngel

[Dean_Wax]

Quote

"I guess he came in to have a bit of a feed or say hello, or he's gone a bit senile. I've no idea,"

This article is the most Australian thing I’ve ever read. XD