JayDee Posted August 1, 2015 Report Posted August 1, 2015 Crookshanks eats a vampire bat with a virus which mutates and goes airborn turning all of the men into werecat vampires and killing off all the women making all the men outrageously gay by default. It doesn't matter that it doesn't work that way. It's slash, and wizards are naturally able to be pregnant as men in this world. There's probably a law about it. Or a letter from goblins. Or something. Anyway, since they're now both werecats and vampires they'll live ridiculously long times but still want to reproduce as a basic natural urge which luckily the werecat vampirism doesn't affect. Harry, meanwhile, is visited by his future self who explains that he is on his way back in time to fuck Lucius and be Draco's real father. Future Harry also fucks Harry. Harry is so disgusted to find out that he is Draco's real father that in slashfic logic he rapes the shit out of Draco who immediately loves him unconditionally but still spends random chapters angsting about his rape and big pregnant belly. When Draco is obviously pregnant Harry ignores him totally to go off and make rude comments about Ron and investigate how Dumbledore was secretly manipulating every evil event since his birth. Dumbledore was the wizard on the grassy knoll. Draco realises Harry will only fuck him again with his big spiky werecat cock if he's dead so he takes temporary death pills and sends Harry wild with lust. Then comes back to life afterwards and Harry realises what he lost... but still makes Draco take the pills again. And they live angstily ever after. "Inspired entirely by BronxWench. This story would not exist without BronxWench. I'm just the conduit for the awesome power that is BronxWench's inspirational force." So, that's the basic plan. What else do I need to include? Any ideas on how to fill in the or somethings? And should more characters hate Ron? Should Ron actually die off with the women? Should the vampirism involve lots of kinky blood licking and sucking, or mostly just swapping out the "Dressed by Gap" outfits for fashion porn evening dress? Should the spiky werecat cocks cause realistic pain or actually just pain-tinged pleasure as every rape is inexplicably described as secretly pleasurable? Should Harry force Draco to grow long hair and wear lipstick? Finally, unless anyone else can think up important elements, should becoming a Werecat Vampires rapist mean Harry should take on a new epic dark name like Sebastian Hidinin DeDarque Roderick Umbra Potter Silas Ron-is-a-prick Lockholme Byron Andonandonandon Le Chat de Lyons Tearoom H. O. Rsecock Cain Nimrod Hamish the Sheepfucker (he built the pier and the wall!) Rake Jardin Donald Trump Help me AFF forums, you're my only hope! Quote
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