Keith Inc. Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Oh, what is wrong with me? So many things i should be doing right now, and my brain is obsessed with carpenter porn. Not guys with leather tool belts... Describing a nail getting hammered as a smutty encounter. "BAM!" "Oh, baby. Call me?" Soooooooooooo, so, so weird. But inexorable until i get it out and on paper. Okay, well, out and pixellated on the screen, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted May 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Metaphilia: It occurred to me that mainstream literature often shifts the focus of a scene to convey sex without showing sex. Trains going into tunnels, for example. And even if the scene is not exactly used as a metaphor, our language is peppered with euphemisms that draw on a particular aspect to convey whoopie smoochies. http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600097353 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foeofthelance Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Plot bunnies from hell? I've got an entire metaverse trying to write itself out in my head at given moment. Just scenes, conversations, and ideas... The characters just never shut up! It's especially bad, since they're etiher romance or SF action, and sometimes both at the same time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenwizard Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 Nah, I don't want to turn my brain off. It's good entertainment... lol I don't know where half the shit in my head comes from, but sometimes my brain is so active I can't sleep at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clandestine-cassie Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Worse plot bunny i had was writing Clay Aiken smut for my best friend because she loves him...i kinda hate myself now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foeofthelance Posted August 16, 2008 Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 Keith, I have to apologize. I never finished that Phelps-Chick plot bunny you handed me to deal with. I was doing ok until the story started getting physical, than had to suppress the strong urge to vomit. Not a good thing since I was in psych class at the time... I have officially taken it out back and strangled it. The wolves won't even touch the corpse, so now I have to smell the damn thing as it rots away. Am considering burning the pages I wrote it on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calanthee Posted August 16, 2008 Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 Oh, what is wrong with me? So many things i should be doing right now, and my brain is obsessed with carpenter porn.Not guys with leather tool belts... Describing a nail getting hammered as a smutty encounter. "BAM!" "Oh, baby. Call me?" Soooooooooooo, so, so weird. But inexorable until i get it out and on paper. Okay, well, out and pixellated on the screen, anyway. Makes me want to know what lubricating a henge... or a gate does for you... LoL, or is just the sound of bang bang bang or the nail getting smaller and smaller as it goes into the wood... with you're male affinity for size and stuff??? Perhapes you should stay away from those big giant screws 8 to 10 inches long. Evil Dirty, Cal PS I spend a lot of Free time at hardware stores like Home Depot... it turns me on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mourningstar Posted August 16, 2008 Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 Most of the time I don't mind the fact that my brain comes up with the weirdest ideas, but there's this little slip of the tongue that's turned into a veritable monster mutant bunny. It started when my friend was complaining about having read something she'd thought was oh-so-icky (I don't remember what it was any more, but it was something fairly unremarkable for anyone who's spent any time on the internet), so at that spot I kind of reached out into air, to have some kind of inter-dimensional pocket of Very Bad Ideas open up and have one of its denizens leap out at me. After a moment, that idea had made a home for itself in my brain and kept suggesting that hey, there's nothing wrong with it and it's quite easy to pull off, all I have to do is write it. That particular plot bunny? Is a very graphic, highly disturbing (your mileage may vary, here) movie crossover, with a pairing of the Brainbug from Starship Troopers and Yellow Bastard from Sin City. I'd put it up for adoption, but I doubt anyone would want something that freaky and I'm sure I'm not the right person to write it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted August 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 Makes me want to know what lubricating a henge... or a gate does for you... LoL, or is just the sound of bang bang bang or the nail getting smaller and smaller as it goes into the wood... with you're male affinity for size and stuff??? Perhapes you should stay away from those big giant screws 8 to 10 inches long.Evil Dirty, Cal PS I spend a lot of Free time at hardware stores like Home Depot... it turns me on! Eh, hardware doesn't do a thing for me. But the idea of writing out a metaphor as full blown porno...that grabbed me around the throat and wouldn't let go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chibi Gaara Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 i love my cute little plot bunnies, they keep me sane the only thing i wish is that when they start trying to repopulate that i actually have the urge to write. too many ideas, i think they are starting to make me forget other things. umm...what was this post about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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