dazzledfirestar Posted September 25, 2006 Report Posted September 25, 2006 The bag of hammers How long would it take an average person, in a life or death situation, to turn to cannibalism? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 It would depend upon how long it took for the first one to start whining "I'm Hungry" When is the Mary-Sue virus going to be finished? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 When she finally stops being perfect How long will it be before I can leave? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 Freedom to leave is granted. Why would you wish to leave? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 Because the grass is greener there Who made the grass greener? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 The septic tank did. Who's septic tank? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted September 26, 2006 Author Report Posted September 26, 2006 the ultimate secret weapon of WWIII. Ever had one overflow on you? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 Not personally, but saw it in a movie. Why is bathroom humor so universally funny? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted September 26, 2006 Author Report Posted September 26, 2006 God got tired of being serious all the time, and spent a day creating assholes. Is God going to smite me now? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 Probably not, but I'm sure you're on some list somewhere. Why do people need sleep? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted September 26, 2006 Author Report Posted September 26, 2006 It fends off silliness, and yes, horrible accidents. Is it any wonder? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 No, no wonder at all. Are we all insane? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 To some degree, yes. Is a little insanity a bad thing? Quote
Nanaea Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 Not at all. Will somebody update today? Quote
redsliver Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 I should hope so will it be you? *cough*slacker*cough* Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 I can't yet, I'm the last one to do so! (and don't call me a slacker! ) Why do I always have to do it? Quote
quamp Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 Because some &*@#$ decided s/he didn't want me in the orgy anymore, and @#$%& with my account until I stopped posting there. Why is everyone so reluctant to update the orgy? Quote
redsliver Posted September 26, 2006 Report Posted September 26, 2006 I don't know, perfectionism? no time? embarrassment? being a coward and leaving? What will make Quamp quit whining, as he didn't do enough to prevent his leaving? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Nothing short of the end of the world. What's with all this negativity? Quote
redsliver Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 I think it involves rabid penguins How come penguin demons explode when thrown? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Because of their acidic blood. Don't you think penguins look like they're scheming? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 They scheme evil plans of world domination. Who would want to dominate the world? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 *Raises hand* Oh! OOh! ME!! How hard could it be? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Because it looks like it should be so simple. Would it really be simple? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 27, 2006 Report Posted September 27, 2006 Of course... if you have good help. Where does one find good help nowadays? Quote
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