Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[dazzledfirestar]

The bag of hammers

How long would it take an average person, in a life or death situation, to turn to cannibalism?

[Guest echtrae]

It would depend upon how long it took for the first one to start whining "I'm Hungry"

When is the Mary-Sue virus going to be finished?

[Guest Agaib]

When she finally stops being perfect

How long will it be before I can leave?

[Guest echtrae]

Freedom to leave is granted.

Why would you wish to leave?

[Guest Agaib]

Because the grass is greener there

Who made the grass greener?

[Guest echtrae]

The septic tank did.

Who's septic tank?

[StoryJunkie]

the ultimate secret weapon of WWIII.

Ever had one overflow on you?

[Guest echtrae]

Not personally, but saw it in a movie.

Why is bathroom humor so universally funny?

[StoryJunkie]

God got tired of being serious all the time, and spent a day creating assholes.

Is God going to smite me now?

[Guest echtrae]

Probably not, but I'm sure you're on some list somewhere.

Why do people need sleep?

[StoryJunkie]

It fends off silliness, and yes, horrible accidents.

Is it any wonder?

[dazzledfirestar]

No, no wonder at all.

Are we all insane?

[Guest echtrae]

To some degree, yes.

Is a little insanity a bad thing?

[Nanaea]

Not at all.

Will somebody update today?

[redsliver]

I should hope so

will it be you? *cough*slacker*cough*

[dazzledfirestar]

I can't yet, I'm the last one to do so! (and don't call me a slacker! )

Why do I always have to do it?

[quamp]

Because some &*@#$ decided s/he didn't want me in the orgy anymore, and @#$%& with my account until I stopped posting there.

Why is everyone so reluctant to update the orgy?

[redsliver]

I don't know, perfectionism? no time? embarrassment? being a coward and leaving?

What will make Quamp quit whining, as he didn't do enough to prevent his leaving?

[dazzledfirestar]

Nothing short of the end of the world.

What's with all this negativity?

[redsliver]

I think it involves rabid penguins

How come penguin demons explode when thrown?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because of their acidic blood.

Don't you think penguins look like they're scheming?

[Guest echtrae]

They scheme evil plans of world domination.

Who would want to dominate the world?

[dazzledfirestar]

*Raises hand* Oh! OOh! ME!!

How hard could it be?

[Guest echtrae]

Because it looks like it should be so simple.

Would it really be simple?

[dazzledfirestar]

Of course... if you have good help.

Where does one find good help nowadays?