Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[NinjaGaijin]

The tuc makes it extra crispy.

What's so good about extra crispy?

[redsliver]

its easier to hold onto in the movie theater

why do people assume that you won't be allowed to bring in a bucket of chicken into a movie theater?

[Guest echtrae]

Perhaps it's because of the guy at the gate who filches any goodies you try to bring in.

Who wants a job like that?

[Guest Agaib]

A jerk from outer space that performs weird experiments on people.

Why Me?

[Guest echtrae]

Because you are apparently the appropriate person in some eyes.

Why is that?

[Guest Agaib]

Because of My supposed god complex.

If Frank fucked Jenny and Jenny fucked Fran and Fran gave a blowjob to Bob, who fucked Sally, and then Sally fucked Frak. Does that mean that Frank fucked Bob?

[Guest echtrae]

Only with a slight twisting of the space-time continuum.

Why are some people so puritanical about sex?

[Guest Agaib]

Because they're jealous of all those other people who actually CAN enjoy sex.

Can great music be ruined forever by being overplayed?

[Guest echtrae]

No, just for a really long time.

When will children actually do what they are told to do?

[Guest Agaib]

When pigs fly over a frozen hell

If I put wings on this pig, and tell everyone about the viking hel, can I date any woman I want?

[Guest echtrae]

I'm sure you will still encounter resistance to that path.

If you can lick your eyebrows, will the women flock to you?

[Guest Agaib]

Some will, I bet there are a few into that kind of stuff. Perhaps the more creative ones will flock.

If I died peacfully, would you butcher My body violently to make it seem like I went out in a fight?

[redsliver]

I think it has to do with the top hat, cane and coattails

What are you doing?!

[polywolly]

Nothing you haven't been arrested for before!

Where exactly is the fine line between love and fucking?

[Guest echtrae]

It depends upon how many fingers you intend to use.

Why don't they make movies that actually follow the books?

[polywolly]

Because that would make entirely too much sense, and that would shift the illogical/logical scales dangerously toward reason.

Did that hurt?

[Guest echtrae]

Sort of yes.

Why are little girls so silly?

[polywolly]

Little girls are made from sugar, spice, and most things nice, but their tiny skulls are filled with nitrous oxide.

Can a person really be "at one" with nature?

[Guest echtrae]

Only through the process of digestion.

What does it all really mean?

[polywolly]

It all usually means "encompassing everything", sometimes in a figurative sense, such as in the context of the phrase "Fuck it all" or "It all just went to hell in a hand basket".

What in hell does "hell in a hand basket" mean?

[Guest echtrae]

It is in reference to the sub-standard that easily fits in a hand basket.

When did hell splinter?

[Guest Nympho]

When it was realized that a seperate division was needed for lawyers.

Why is it whenever I become truly engrossed by a movie I mimic the speech patterns of my favorite characters?

[redsliver]

because you're evolved from monkeys who also liked to mimic their favorite characters from movies.

Say what?

[Guest echtrae]

What.

Why do people think that stop signs outlined in white are optional?

[quamp]

Probably the same reason that they think a turn signal on the freeway means "get in that lane and get right next to me."

Which is dumber: a box of rocks or a bag of hammers?