Guest SilverFox-chan Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 Ask a bird why. Are you going to finish that?
Guest echtrae Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 I thought about it. Did you want some?
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 Only if your done with that portion. Why is it that the little guy suffers?
Guest Enchanted Faery Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 because he's little! Why don't people leave more reviews?
Guest echtrae Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 Because that would indicate a reaction and people tend to be impassive. Why can't I sleep anymore?
redsliver Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 because you're snorting cocaine and shooting epinephrine on an hourly basis. Who's fault is this?
Guest echtrae Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 The governments. Why is it called government?
redsliver Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 It was named after Sir Albert Government, an economist, trying to look for a way to organise piracy. Why do I always have to steal my jokes?
Guest echtrae Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 Because you enjoy stealing the attention. What ever happened to honest piracy?
redsliver Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 no one was competent after the pegleg was replaced with a decent prothetic. Why can't good westerns be made anymore?
Guest echtrae Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 Because they typically revolved around the good guy winning. Why do new movies rely so heavily on special effects?
redsliver Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 because they can't rely on actors Why haven't they made a Care Bears movie with real bears?
Guest echtrae Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 Because they would likely eat the filming crew. Why are actors so unreliable?
redsliver Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 you've never seen an interview with tom cruise? Why can't I find a torrent of Darkman to download?
Guest echtrae Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 Maybe you haven't looked in the right place. Why would watch an interview with Tom Cruise?
redsliver Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 Touche Do you know the key combo that allows one to type the e with the acute accent on it/
Guest echtrae Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 You try alt 0233, é. Did you know the character map provides a listing of the different keystrokes needed?
redsliver Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 yes did you know I was too lazy to go find them?
Guest echtrae Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 didn't, but I do now. If it's a map, why doesn't it have a legend?
redsliver Posted September 23, 2006 Report Posted September 23, 2006 It does have a legend, its called Beowulf. How is Beowulf about the microsoft windows character map?
Guest Agaib Posted September 24, 2006 Report Posted September 24, 2006 Quien sabe senor. Pero soy estupido. What do you call a chicken with a hat?
StoryJunkie Posted September 24, 2006 Author Report Posted September 24, 2006 a top hat? you say: "Sir!" If you address a chicken with a top hat thusly, are you insane?
Guest echtrae Posted September 24, 2006 Report Posted September 24, 2006 No, but you are a little off from center. When does a chicken wear a top hat?
StoryJunkie Posted September 24, 2006 Author Report Posted September 24, 2006 when it's strutting its stuff. (duh) How do you cook such a chicken?
Guest echtrae Posted September 24, 2006 Report Posted September 24, 2006 With it's tux. Why is it important to include the tux?
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