redsliver Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 So they don't stick it behind their backs and cross their fingers What pizza places deliver for free around here? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Ummm... no idea! Why am I addicted to musicals? Quote
redsliver Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 The dancing men, maybe. Dancing men?!?!?!?! Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Actually I think it's Jesse L. Martin (from Law and Order) singing "I'll cover You" Why does that song always make me cry? Quote
redsliver Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 I don't know, perhaps women were just assembled improperly. Is that going to get me in trouble? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Probably, but not from me. Why is it med are stupid and women are crazy? Quote
redsliver Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 42 Does that mean the earth has completed its program? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Almost, just waiting for people to click the "OK" button. Where does the snow go in spring? Quote
redsliver Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 it changes phase, sublimating to vapour or melting to water How do people off the East coast speak so slowly? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Its the booze! Or is it just that people out west are speaking too quickly? Quote
redsliver Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 no, I think you misread the post, no one speaks faster than Newfies and Cape Bretoners, and PEIslanders can hold their own. Why do drunks not notice they're slurring? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Because they're drunk. Why can't I read? Quote
redsliver Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 you're a woman, sheesh next you'll be thinking you can drive or vote! why is mysogyny so much fun? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Because being offensive gets the best reaction from stuffy people. Why are people so stuffy? Quote
redsliver Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 because they're heads fit snuggly in their ass. Why, when looking for NEW music, did I throw on the Crash Test Dummies? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Because you're feeling nostalgic. Why is there always a creepy old man/woman in horror movies Quote
redsliver Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 because young people never have the same whisky and cigarette evil cackle. Why do bad things happen to good people? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Because good people are just bad people who are better at hiding it. Why does good always triumph over evil? Quote
redsliver Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 It doesn't, Disney just makes you think it does. Why can't both sides ever be evil? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Because then the parents would freak out. Why does evil have such a bad wrap? Quote
redsliver Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 cause they have the kind of sex that the good guys dream of. Why can't bad musicians be the ones to die in plane crashes? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Because fate is cruel to music fans Why am I being forced to watch Porno Valley? Quote
redsliver Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 research for the orgy When does Porno Outer Space come on? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 Tomorrow at 8. Is the ratio of crazy to normal going up? Quote
redsliver Posted September 16, 2006 Report Posted September 16, 2006 no, just the concentration How come sane people are boring? Quote
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