Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[dazzledfirestar]

It's a guilty pleasure.

Can a song ever been truly bad if people like it?

[redsliver]

yes, yes it can

Why do people equate popular with good?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because it's easy to do so without thinking.

Why do people assume that undergroud or indie music will be better?

[redsliver]

because they're knobs

Why can't something we all just get along?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because that would be boring.

Why can't they make diet slurpees (ie less sugar)

[NinjaGaijin]

Because it's less addictive, and you'll buy fewer of them.

What happens if I translplant my brain to another person's head?

[dazzledfirestar]

You'd have a new body.

Are MacDonalds burgers really made from beef?

[redsliver]

yes, but then again so is their salads

Is there any cooler prosthetic appendage than a chainsaw?

[dazzledfirestar]

Possibly a flame thrower.

Why do we eat cows?

[redsliver]

because they'd eat us if they'd have the chance.

Why do we eat?

[dazzledfirestar]

Because if we don't, we won't have any energy for sex.

Why can't I sleep?

[englishwitch]

becasue you have too much energy. have more sex to burn it off.

why does writers block strike when your on the last chapter of the novel?

[redsliver]

because you don't want to have an era of writing come to an end

why must everyone be so mean to me?

[englishwitch]

I don't know. it's just one of those things. some people are born to lead, others to follow, others to be the punching bag for the first two.

The "I Hate Everyone" t-shirt can't help.

so much to do and so little time, why must that always be the case?

[redsliver]

because you haven't simplified your four dimensional world.

If I get rid of depth, I wouldn't have to reach to grab my pop, if I got rid of width, there'd be no fatties. How do I decide?

[englishwitch]

I suppose you have to look at the long term benefits. without depth thered be no more falling down and getting injured. without width and no fatties it'd be easier to walk around narrow streets.

why must time travel be so confusing?

[redsliver]

I don't know what the problem is, I can travel nearly a second forward every second without incident.

Why is it hard for some people to think of time and distance as being dimensions?

[englishwitch]

who knows. some people just don't have the capacity for abstract thought like we do.

Are these the same people who find it hard to believe the earth goes around the sun?

[redsliver]

no, these people are actually law students I know that one expects would be smart

Why do people struggle with math?

[englishwitch]

because its such a pointless skill since the invention of the calculator.

what is the point of algebra?

[redsliver]

its a language that supercedes barriers and it is the most major part of computer code

Why can people call themselves human without understanding math?

[englishwitch]

because only a basic grasp of mathmatics is all that is required for everyday life. No food, add food, have food. all thats needed.

tell me one incident in everyday life where i am going to need long division.

[redsliver]

none

Why do people assume math involves numbers?

[englishwitch]

because when you open a math book it is full of numbers.

how is math, math when it doesn't involve numbers?

[redsliver]

its an explanation or description of an event or object, a series of lines or curves, it is a series of notes in music, it is the cipher in which you understand what I am typing, it is everything...

How come these math arguments are actually fun and not just creepy religious-esque when drunk?