redsliver Posted May 14, 2006 Report Posted May 14, 2006 Get every pair of pants out of the room. What're you going to do when they come for you? Quote
quamp Posted May 15, 2006 Report Posted May 15, 2006 Well, according to the Clash song, it's got to be with your hands up in the air, or on a trigger of a gun. They can crush us, they can bruise us, and even shoot us, but ... I digress. What are we going to do tonight, Mardy? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted May 15, 2006 Report Posted May 15, 2006 Mardy? I thought you're hanging out with me, Quamp! What can GWB do to not piss us off further? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted May 16, 2006 Author Report Posted May 16, 2006 Have plastic surgury? Can world peace be attained with the "Sex Ray" from the old porn classic, "Flesh Gordon"? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted May 16, 2006 Report Posted May 16, 2006 Conventional means to get world peace has failed, so any suggestion is welcomed. Please inform the UN about this plan of yours. Can clouds kill you? Quote
Guest arora Posted May 16, 2006 Report Posted May 16, 2006 depends if their loaded. why is my butt cold? Quote
quamp Posted May 16, 2006 Report Posted May 16, 2006 It might be because you're sitting on a block of ice. It could also be because someone considers you "frigid." When will immigration policy stop being a joke and really work on the underlying problems that is causing it? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted May 17, 2006 Report Posted May 17, 2006 Not until I can exploit its loopholes. What country is most likely accept me if I seek political asylum? Quote
redsliver Posted May 17, 2006 Report Posted May 17, 2006 It depends on who's chasing you. I'd go to North Korea though, not too many willing to follow you there. Why! Why did I let my sister get me addicted to House? Quote
quamp Posted May 17, 2006 Report Posted May 17, 2006 Probably due to the tax benefits vs. renting an apartment. Why are most people uncaring about George W.'s crimes against decency? Quote
redsliver Posted May 18, 2006 Report Posted May 18, 2006 Cause most people believe that if you ignore him, he might go away. Should I stay up and watch tv, instead of going to bed and being productive at school? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted May 18, 2006 Author Report Posted May 18, 2006 Yes. Is it possible to reach a catatonic state induced by moronic question? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted May 18, 2006 Report Posted May 18, 2006 Since I just recovered from one caused by yours, so it's possible. How are lipstick lesbians different from other lesbians? Quote
quamp Posted May 18, 2006 Report Posted May 18, 2006 They actually wear makeup, and lots of it. Is there any good news left out there? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted May 19, 2006 Report Posted May 19, 2006 Let's see... reads newspaper... watches TV... surfs the net... There are good news, but most are trivial so I won't bother with them. Is there any hope for the future? Quote
Guest arora Posted May 19, 2006 Report Posted May 19, 2006 only if we all move to the moon. Why haven't we collonized the moon yet? Quote
quamp Posted May 19, 2006 Report Posted May 19, 2006 Probably because a one-way ticket there costs $2,000,000, and that's the economy class. Also the price of a loaf of bread there would be $5100 due to transportation costs. Is the weather pleasant where you live? Quote
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted May 20, 2006 Report Posted May 20, 2006 is it ever truly pleseasant anywhere? Will I ever get the inspiration to write? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted May 21, 2006 Author Report Posted May 21, 2006 Probably. Ever had a dream with volcanos in em? Quote
polywolly Posted May 22, 2006 Report Posted May 22, 2006 Yes. Once. Things melted. Then a giant bear tiptoed through the tulips. Don't ask. Will hell ever freeze over? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted May 22, 2006 Report Posted May 22, 2006 Depends on what hell do you believe in. Maybe Arctic dwellers believe hell is a great big icebox where the temperature is absolute zero. What do you do if your local government issues antiporn laws? Quote
redsliver Posted May 22, 2006 Report Posted May 22, 2006 Coup d'etat Why am I this dehydrated if I haven't drank? Quote
Nanaea Posted May 22, 2006 Report Posted May 22, 2006 Because you haven't drank enough water. If I finish my all my chores can I work on my story? Quote
quamp Posted May 22, 2006 Report Posted May 22, 2006 What about your home work young person!? Is it possible to live the American dream for anyone anymore? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted May 23, 2006 Report Posted May 23, 2006 People are still risking their lives to cross the border for it, please don't tell them it's no longer possible... Who's the Queen of the Seas? Quote
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