redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Hell no! Do popes still have harems? Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Unlikely, but you never know. Shall I go with cherry or strawberry flavored tonight? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 yeah, just lay off the licorice for a week or two Is this going to leave me scarred for life? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Possibly depending on how things go in the next few minutes... Why am I still here trying to empty out my inbox of AFF.net forum emails? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because you like to fight loosing battles. What's Pat? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Its a guy who died, The night that paddy murphy died is a night I'll never forget, some of the boys got loaded drunk and they ain't got sober yet How come newfoundlanders can outdrink anyone? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because there isn't anything else to do in Newfoundland. Who invented screech? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Nah, I think it's a case of losing a battle of willpower against your horomones. What the hell am I supposed to do with a trapeze and two harnesses? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Get clowns and make some circus pr0n. Who's Nyx? Quote
quamp Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 They decide how much you're worth tomorrow. Is there a fast way to recover from an anime convention? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Lots and lots of enthusiastic sex. What should we do in case of fire? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 duck and cover What should we do in case of fangirl riot and pheromone induced superhorniness rescue missions? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Get a fire hose and hose 'em down of course. What would you do for a Klondike bar? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Give a lecture to Jason Mewes on the evils of marijuana. Are Klondike bars all that good? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Yes, except for that time they threw the baseball through Mrs. McCrawly's window and lied about it later. Why can't I have a pony? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because it won't fit in your house/apartment. Why does everyone want a pony? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because we've all been programed from a young age to like ponies. What's the easiest way to find yourself a helicopter? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Sleeping with Anderson Cooper seemed to work. Oh and the less sleep the better. What kind of helicopter were you thinking of? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 7, 2006 Report Posted September 7, 2006 The kind that you get when you sleep with Anderson Cooper. How does film work? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted September 7, 2006 Report Posted September 7, 2006 Little tiny people paint pictures on special plastic and when you shine a light through it, it makes a picture! Is that how it really works or is that a fairytale? Quote
redsliver Posted September 7, 2006 Report Posted September 7, 2006 Little people aren't fairies. Well some of them maybe. Why must I listen to They Might Be Giants for hours? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted September 7, 2006 Report Posted September 7, 2006 Because I said so.... Why do I say so? Quote
redsliver Posted September 7, 2006 Report Posted September 7, 2006 The big talking head told me so. Are you my mommy? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 7, 2006 Report Posted September 7, 2006 Because you're a sadist. why is S&M so much fun? Quote
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