Guest Pherazen Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Well, I couldn't think of anything else to get you for your birthday. Why can't my enemies just spontaneously combust? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 because the energy balance is too difficult to calculate What's the point of switching to hippopotamus shit fueled hybrid engines? Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Because not only do we want the world to be a healthier place, but we want it to stink like hippo ass. Why am I not cooking dinner, like I should be? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Cause your too busy procrastinating... Do you believe in love after love? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 That would require believing in love. Why am I such a cynic? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Cause you just are... Are we here for a reason? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Yes, but you have to perform a series of tests to find out what it is. What sort of tests are they? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Secret ones, ones that only the Feds know. Why are you still standing there looking at me? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 I'm not looking at you, I'm looking at that spot on the wall behind you. What is that spot on the wall? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 its what's left of quamp What's the deal with airplane food? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Its recycled, like the air in an airplane. Why do people watch reality tv? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 because its on and the remote is out of reach If a tree falls in the woods, can we have sex? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 You sure pose ridiculous conditions just for sex... How do I save a drowned man? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 by assuming his life after he is dead, and no one, not even his wife and children can tell the difference How do you assume someone's life so that not even his wife and children cna tell the difference? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 You were his skin and you have to use lots of moisturizer and other crap to keep it from rotting, what that is I dunno... Is that the way to do it? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 well, try more pelvic thrusting and a bigger santa's hat next time Will you be gentle? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Is there any other way you want it? Should I do it the hard way if you perfer? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Of course, just no singing showtunes this time. Are you with me or under me? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 What do you think? Am I going to get into some major trouble here? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 only if you keep you shirt buttoned up Excuse me? what did you say about my pet llama? Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Yes, but only if you stop. Did you find the right pair? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 yeah, they're under that top of yours. May I? Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 Of course, but you better do it right! Where is she with my cherry sauce? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 have you tried next to the chicken balls? Why is it lose your virginity? Does that mean it can be found again? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 One would assume so... O.o Does anyone really want that back if it can be found again? Quote
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