Guest Nympho Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Because they're all addicts. Why do people say good things are crack and not marijuana? Quote
redsliver Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 cause pot isn't as intense Why illegalise drugs? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Because it gives low-rate lawyers something to do. Why is it my BIL thinks he can argue with me about food when he's the one who keeps setting the stove on fire? Quote
redsliver Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 because he is a master of what not to do Why do women think they're allowed to drive and vote? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Because we are, get used to it. Why aren't there more brilliant fanfics out there? Quote
redsliver Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 because I haven't gotten around to yet Wait... What? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Thats what I want to know! Would someone please show me the way out? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 HULK SMASH! *punches wall* ...There you go ma'am, your way out. When that guy turns into the Hulk, how come his trousers aren't ripped like his shirt? Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Because the people who wrote the Hulk don't believe in public nudity. What would happen if the above weren't true? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 All our minds would cave in and our hearts would explode in our chests. Where does God do his laundry? Quote
redsliver Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 God freebirds it all the time Why did Steve Irwin have to die? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Because the sting-ray said so. Why is competitive eating considered a sport? Quote
polywolly Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Because there were people who had signs that said, "How much can you eat before you throw up?" and they needed an event to attend. When was the last time that pigs flew? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Sept 28th, 1957 Who came up with the word "shoe"? Quote
polywolly Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 His name was Melvin Shoo and he was the man who first tried to walk across a gravel road with bare feet. Can white really be considered a color? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 4, 2006 Report Posted September 4, 2006 Pure white, no but if you add another name, like eggshell it becomes a color. What does money smell like? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Depends on which pocket ya keep it in. Does anybody actually understand what Ren Fest is short for? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Er....Not one damn clue! What the heck is Nympho talking about? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Something along the lines of ren fest.... Where should I invest? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Tissues...toliet tissues... Why are guys such asses? Quote
redsliver Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 years of training Why can't women be such asses? Quote
polywolly Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Because we do a lot of leg lifts, some of us anyway. Do you believe in magic? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Only the magic of love (*gagsputtergasp* I can't beleive I typed that! ) How far away is heaven? Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted September 5, 2006 Report Posted September 5, 2006 Depends who're you're currently sleeping with. Why are these games so addicting? Quote
redsliver Posted September 6, 2006 Report Posted September 6, 2006 must be the nicotine what the hell do you need a hundred virgins for? Quote
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