Nanaea Posted September 1, 2006 Report Posted September 1, 2006 I'll take the highway. Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 1, 2006 Report Posted September 1, 2006 Only if I can pick up some parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme. Should I organize my spice rack? Quote
Nanaea Posted September 1, 2006 Report Posted September 1, 2006 Only if you alphabetize it by where the spice was grown. How many copies do you want? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 1, 2006 Report Posted September 1, 2006 As many as there are, stars in the sky. Why are some people such pains in the ass? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted September 1, 2006 Report Posted September 1, 2006 Beacuse we tend to care for those pains in the ass more than we should... When will the heartache go away? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 1, 2006 Report Posted September 1, 2006 Once you take some tums. Oh, wait you said heartache, not heartburn. What is the point of square dancing? Quote
englishwitch Posted September 1, 2006 Report Posted September 1, 2006 its easier than dodecahedron dancing. since my injury i've been getting headaches, should i see a doctor? Quote
Nanaea Posted September 1, 2006 Report Posted September 1, 2006 No, go see a chiropractor. Why am I finding it hard to think of answers for the forum games this morning? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted September 1, 2006 Report Posted September 1, 2006 Cause you left your brain still sleeping on your pillow. Go pick up before it starts to smell...* holds nose * Why is the internet for porn? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted September 1, 2006 Report Posted September 1, 2006 Because we needed someplace to keep it. Why do some consider sex to be not appropriate to watch, but violence and killing is okay? Quote
quamp Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 I guess it's better to show blood spillingThan to let little junior see two naked people in bed - Ten Hands, "I Was Confused (about Television)" Why can't I come up with a good stupid question now? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Maybe it's because this game has been running for so long... How do we reduce the number of poor people in this world? Quote
redsliver Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 By making them battle to the death until their numbers dwindle. How come Scarlet Johanson will not swing by for a quickie? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 One word- crabs. Why haven't they made realistic looking androids yet? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because everyone is too busy splicing together pictures of Lucius and Snape Why is it called red wine when its more of a purpley color? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because for some reason they call them red grapes instead of purple grapes. Why can't I get the mental image of being tied up and sandwiched between Lucius and Snape out of my head? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because you haven't been practicing your Occulmency. Why do gophers dig? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because they suck at cabaret. Why do you keep trying to give me pills? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because they don't want to take the pills themselves. What happened to the middle kid on Full House? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 I think she wound up doing porn... or was that the Cosby kid? What's the worst that could happen? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 The missiles could launch and trigger the end of the world as we know it. Why do they call it Dr. Pepper? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because calling "Insulin Shock Inducing Sugar Rush" just wouldn't have sold as well. Why do parents delude themselves by buying caffine free soda for thier kids when the sugar alone will have them running up the walls? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because people like to feel like they are making the right choice for their family without actually thinking. Would "duck and cover" actually work? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Only if you're actually ducking behind something that actually covers you. Why does my hair go from red to blonde and back again when the seasons change whether I go out in the sun or not? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted September 2, 2006 Report Posted September 2, 2006 Because summer is mating season and hair color change is a signal. How did they decide that there would be 355ml in every can of pop? Quote
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