NinjaGaijin Posted May 4, 2006 Report Posted May 4, 2006 You love to eat babies of foreign workers didn't you... Those three conditions apply. What's the best thing to throw at riot police during protests? Quote
quamp Posted May 5, 2006 Report Posted May 5, 2006 Pleas of "Don't shoot me, officer! I'll come quietly!" Why do so many people see sex as dirty? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted May 5, 2006 Author Report Posted May 5, 2006 They do? oh, ah, wow. I didn't know that. I wonder if the person below could answer that question for me. Quote
polywolly Posted May 6, 2006 Report Posted May 6, 2006 Sorry, I'm as stumped as you. These people obviously have no taste and are therefore useless for all intents and purposes. Is Super Glue really all that super? Quote
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted May 6, 2006 Report Posted May 6, 2006 Only when its between your two fingers. How early is too early for waking up Quote
redsliver Posted May 6, 2006 Report Posted May 6, 2006 Noon Why do I continuously go to Tom Cruise movies despite having an irrational hatred for the man? Quote
quamp Posted May 8, 2006 Report Posted May 8, 2006 Hmm... maybe you want to see him fail? Why won't they let me join in the fun? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted May 8, 2006 Report Posted May 8, 2006 Because it's not fun at all! Who's your favourite dictator? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted May 8, 2006 Author Report Posted May 8, 2006 Sorry, only stupid ones allowed here. Can the human condition be any more ridiculous and tragic? Quote
quamp Posted May 9, 2006 Report Posted May 9, 2006 Only if the Republicans get someone elected that's worse than George W. Bush like they're apt to do. Why can't a good politican get elected for once? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted May 9, 2006 Report Posted May 9, 2006 Because good politicians are either gay or taken. Who will you choose in your delegation? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted May 10, 2006 Author Report Posted May 10, 2006 Mother Theresa, Princess Di and Ghandi. Do you suppose all the strife on Earth was just some horrible misundersanding? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted May 10, 2006 Report Posted May 10, 2006 No. And worse, it might be a natural law! Is loan interest evil? Quote
quamp Posted May 11, 2006 Report Posted May 11, 2006 Yes, but it's a necessary evil, so that we don't have banks who charge us $50 to make a $25 deposit. How can we make companies stop making us compete with third world countries for jobs? Quote
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted May 12, 2006 Report Posted May 12, 2006 move to a foreign country or agree to be paid in cents per hour How can I finish up this year alive Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted May 12, 2006 Report Posted May 12, 2006 Avoid anything that has been known to kill people. That's about 90% of all activities... What can you use glowing molten lava for? Quote
quamp Posted May 12, 2006 Report Posted May 12, 2006 Roasting hot dogs. Will Bush ever stop making us angry? Quote
Nanaea Posted May 12, 2006 Report Posted May 12, 2006 Yes...after he forces everyone onto anti-psychotic drugs so we don't notice what a psycho he is anymore.... How do I find my poor, lost muse? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted May 12, 2006 Author Report Posted May 12, 2006 She's gone to "Lost Muse Camp" at Lake Oogalala, purportedly a mythical lake where muses take a break from musing. How does one wake up alert every morning? Quote
redsliver Posted May 12, 2006 Report Posted May 12, 2006 Methamphetamines. Is there another use for socks besides dropping half a brick inside, making them into crude weapons? Quote
quamp Posted May 13, 2006 Report Posted May 13, 2006 Get 'em real smelly and you won't need a brick. Who's got an obsequious nature? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted May 14, 2006 Report Posted May 14, 2006 I am! [Although I don't know what obsequoius means] What do you must do before writing fics? Quote
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