StoryJunkie Posted August 28, 2006 Author Report Posted August 28, 2006 Because, as we age, we tend to outsmart ourselves. Oooh, you must be getting up there, girl! Why do brain cells have to die? Quote
redsliver Posted August 28, 2006 Report Posted August 28, 2006 cause if they don't they're cancer. Will you go get me a sandwich? Quote
englishwitch Posted August 28, 2006 Report Posted August 28, 2006 no, the thought of travelling from here all the way to your home just so i can give you a sandwhich is just a waste of both our times and my money. in short; get it your self. what is thought? Quote
Guest Pherazen Posted August 28, 2006 Report Posted August 28, 2006 A random neurological process, or something, than not many people use wisely... if at all. Why can't I paint the sun green? Quote
Nanaea Posted August 28, 2006 Report Posted August 28, 2006 Because you don't have a paint brush that's long enough. Why hasn't time travel been invented yet? Quote
quamp Posted August 28, 2006 Report Posted August 28, 2006 Well, when a person travels faster than mach 5, the g-forces crush them like a grape. Until that problem is solved, time travel is just a fantasy. What happened to personal jetpacks? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted August 29, 2006 Report Posted August 29, 2006 Suppressed by the car and airline industry. Where can we find an alternative energy source? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted August 29, 2006 Author Report Posted August 29, 2006 Your boogers! How can we find it!? (Dies screaming with laughter) Quote
Guest cu-kid Posted August 29, 2006 Report Posted August 29, 2006 Stop looking for it. Okay, in all seriousness, what really does make the hotten-tot so hot? Quote
redsliver Posted August 29, 2006 Report Posted August 29, 2006 internal nuclear fusion reactor Where is my army of robot monkey ninjas? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 29, 2006 Report Posted August 29, 2006 In the crisper, next to the carrots and onions. What do we do if we build it and they don't come? Quote
Nanaea Posted August 29, 2006 Report Posted August 29, 2006 Rethink the design and try again. Does a vibrator really need 10 different speeds? Quote
englishwitch Posted August 29, 2006 Report Posted August 29, 2006 that sounds like someone who hasn't tried. why do people raise such a fuss over the iPod when it is obviously so crap? Quote
quamp Posted August 29, 2006 Report Posted August 29, 2006 Because Apple got their workers to go online and say how ipods are "teh bawmb!" and then people who didn't know better bought them. So is there an MP3 player that isn't complete crap out there? Quote
redsliver Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 My Dell DJ is pretty good, and it was rather inexpensive in comparison to the iPod. Want to come by and get drunk in a basement? Quote
englishwitch Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 i thought you'd never ask. Will there be others? or is this more of a personal gathering? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 There will be others, but it'll be as personal as you want too. What should I bring? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted August 30, 2006 Author Report Posted August 30, 2006 That 10 speed vibrator, for one. Bop her over the head and steal it if you have to, or invite her if you can't. What else? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 That's for me to know and you to find out.... What do you think I'm going to bring? Quote
quamp Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 Probably your collection of yaoi. Can I join in even though I don't drink? Quote
englishwitch Posted August 30, 2006 Report Posted August 30, 2006 i dread to think, but i'll wager it's illegal in all but a few european countries. when i'm chatting on the web, why do most people instantly assume i'm female? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted August 31, 2006 Report Posted August 31, 2006 Because your name isn't englishwarlock. Why is it when I tell people my name they assume thay heard wrong and try to call me Penny or Jenny? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 31, 2006 Report Posted August 31, 2006 Because most people are half deaf, all stupid, or both. Jelly or fluff? Quote
quamp Posted August 31, 2006 Report Posted August 31, 2006 Jelly what or fluff what? Has anyone actually heard of the fandoms I write in? (Click the profile for a list.) Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted September 1, 2006 Report Posted September 1, 2006 Since your profile link is broken, we can't actually tell... My way or the highway? Quote
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