Guest Melody Fate Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 The small implosion. How did we get here? Quote
quamp Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 Well, I rode the train... Why are news programs often sponsored by drug companies touting anti-depressents or sleep aids? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted August 24, 2006 Report Posted August 24, 2006 Because news programs put people to sleep when they don't want to. Am I allowed to take snakes into a plane? Quote
polywolly Posted August 24, 2006 Report Posted August 24, 2006 Only if they have passports and they aren't caring any form of nail clipper. Did Goldie Hawn get old or what? Quote
redsliver Posted August 24, 2006 Report Posted August 24, 2006 I always remember her as old. what do we medicate next? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 24, 2006 Report Posted August 24, 2006 Sorry, couldn't hear you, I was too busy taking this medication *sniff*. Does this sound strange to you? Quote
quamp Posted August 24, 2006 Report Posted August 24, 2006 No, it's not surprising at all. You seen them weirdoes around here before? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted August 25, 2006 Report Posted August 25, 2006 Yes... this place is overran by weirdos! What makes someone a weirdo? Quote
redsliver Posted August 25, 2006 Report Posted August 25, 2006 That'd be their parents' drunken prom nights and/or faulty contraceptives. Why can't I sleep at night until morning, instead of morning until noon? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted August 25, 2006 Report Posted August 25, 2006 Because that's when the sleep chip in your brain activates. Who shot first, Han or Greedo? Quote
quamp Posted August 26, 2006 Report Posted August 26, 2006 Either way, the phaser was set to miss. Hey, hey Donald J., how many kids did he kill today? Quote
polywolly Posted August 26, 2006 Report Posted August 26, 2006 3.141592654 Why hasn't someone outlawed the color pink? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 26, 2006 Report Posted August 26, 2006 Because it's not pink, it's lightish red! Does everything taste better when it sits on a Ritz? Quote
polywolly Posted August 26, 2006 Report Posted August 26, 2006 Yes. Motor oil and used paper towel on a Ritz. Mmm... Have you seen Baby Jane? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted August 26, 2006 Author Report Posted August 26, 2006 Could be. Is she anything like baby Jesus? How fast CAN a Cheetah run? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted August 26, 2006 Report Posted August 26, 2006 Fast enough to turn you into breakfast. Who put the lime in the cocnut and drank it all up? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted August 26, 2006 Report Posted August 26, 2006 That guy who's now unable to leave the bathroom. If real life sucks already, why then people make games like 'The Sims' in whch you play real life? Quote
quamp Posted August 27, 2006 Report Posted August 27, 2006 So those people who don't have a life can find out what it's like to have one. Whatever happened to that woman that saing "I Will Survive?" Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted August 27, 2006 Report Posted August 27, 2006 She survived and gave all the love she had to give to another idiot....Probably... Whatcha you talking about? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted August 27, 2006 Report Posted August 27, 2006 The physical improbability of a guy being able to literally go fuck himself. What exactly does supercalifragilisticexpialadocious mean? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted August 27, 2006 Report Posted August 27, 2006 Dunno, ask Mary Poppins. Where does Mary Poppins live? Quote
redsliver Posted August 27, 2006 Report Posted August 27, 2006 A crack den in New Orleans last time I heard. Do you know where I can get a 1988 blue Ford Tempo for cheap? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 27, 2006 Report Posted August 27, 2006 Depends on if you consider sexual favors involving the extra large tube of lube, several strangers, a mongoose, and your dignity and self respect, cheap. What should we name the mongoose? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted August 28, 2006 Report Posted August 28, 2006 Seriously Suicidal Snake-Slayer What happened to Pluto? Quote
Guest Nympho Posted August 28, 2006 Report Posted August 28, 2006 It pissed Mars off. Why can't you ever remember where you put something, but you can remember that you put it someplace you thought you'd remember? Quote
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