englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 yes, but there wasn't much to write about until popular entertainment was invented. but one of the most popular stories was about the things Methuselah did during his 900 year lifespan. if they can make seedless grapes, why not seedless watermelons. Quote
Nanaea Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 Um, they do. Why aren't seedless watermelons really seedless? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 Since seeds are needed to start the next generation of watermelons, if there were no seeds, then there would be no more seedless watermelons. Do I ever make sense? Quote
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 at random intervals. this is not one of them. does anyone else think Hallo Kitty is evil? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 I don't know. Is Hallo kitty like the game Halo? Why does sugar rot your teeth? Quote
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 because all thos little microbes that live inside your mouth have discovered a way to turn sugar into dynamyte and use it to blow holes in your teeth and get at the rich creamy goodness inside. why is it that a nuclear bomb can destroy everything except a cockroach? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 Because cockroaches bribed the government to create a bomb that would leave them standing. Why do they call them roach motels? Quote
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 because while we look inside and see a lot of glue and crap that is just a hologram: there is really a tiny double bed, cable Tv and swimming pool. th roaches love to go on vacation there. how come we always think we sound so weird when we hear our voices on tape? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 Because we always hear our voices from the inside of our ears rather than the outside. How come orange is both a fruit and a color? Quote
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 god ran out of ideas. he created all life, the universe and everything within and your're going to run him up on this? what would thngs be like if the dinosaurs weren't extinct? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 We probably wouldn't be called "Humans" we'd be called, "Lunch" instead. Why were some dinosaurs so big? Quote
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 they took steroids. at what point in evolution did birds fly over the barren frozen wasteland of the antartic and think 'lets live here'? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 March 22, 3722 B.C. at 3:22 a.m., it was a Thursday. Why do some animals feel they have to return to certain places to breed? Quote
englishwitch Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 theres something about doing it in your parents bed that really turns some people on. why would anything choose to live at the frozen poles when there are lovely beeches in Florida available? Quote
redsliver Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 Hurricanes and old people why do people refuse to learn about the world around them? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 Because it's such a big, scary, place. Is it okay to leave the yard? Quote
quamp Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 Not until you clean it up first, young lady/man! Why can't parents understand? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 Because they already think they understand you, hence they make no effort to actually understand you. Why do sunlight give us skin cancer? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 Because we feel it's our godgiven right to burn fossil fules. Is it possible to combine porn with plot? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted August 23, 2006 Author Report Posted August 23, 2006 Yes, its called "Plorn" Is it possible to actually enjoy "Plorn" or is there way too much giggling and elbow jabbing? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 Well, that depends on if you're reading it alone or with someone. Why does the word "Plorn" sound lonely? Quote
Nanaea Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 Because it rhymes with forlorn. Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near...? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 I think it's the birdseed cologne I use. Does Tag body spray really make women act like total idiotic sluts? Quote
Nanaea Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 Of course not - it's a marketing ploy. Why haven't I gone to bed yet? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted August 23, 2006 Report Posted August 23, 2006 Because your bed is currently occupied. What happens before the Big Bang? Quote
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