NinjaGaijin Posted August 19, 2006 Report Posted August 19, 2006 Because at that time your body exudes pheromones that attract people. How do I write a sexy dressing-up scene? [A reverse striptease?] Quote
polywolly Posted August 19, 2006 Report Posted August 19, 2006 With a pen and paper, silly. You could probably type it out too if that's more your style. Has the world really gone to the dogs? Quote
englishwitch Posted August 19, 2006 Report Posted August 19, 2006 yes. they are in charge after saving the world from the ruthless regime of the cat overlords. the feline resistance now operates secretly to recapture the world for their own and bring an end to the cat/dog wars with a victory for catkind. could Aliens really exist? Quote
redsliver Posted August 19, 2006 Report Posted August 19, 2006 sure, and they'll do your landscaping and fruit picking for 1/3 the price Is Xena a planet? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted August 19, 2006 Report Posted August 19, 2006 No, she's a warrior princess. Just what are you staring at? Quote
englishwitch Posted August 19, 2006 Report Posted August 19, 2006 that little lump in your pocket. i know that, it's the fish shaped microphone used by the feline resistance. your working for them aren't you? you're trying to help the cats enslave humanity and bring an end to dogkind. do i need to get out more? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 That depends on what you consider "out." Is it safe to leave the building? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 Women and children first. Is that safety procedure sexist? Quote
redsliver Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 yes, now show me your boobs. Show me your boobs? Quote
quamp Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 You really want to see my flabby man-boobs? Why? Just how low is a snake's belly, anyway? Quote
englishwitch Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 Not as low as some polititians. what would you call the back end of nowhere? Quote
redsliver Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 Quamp What was that about redheads? Quote
englishwitch Posted August 20, 2006 Report Posted August 20, 2006 From a purely genetic standpoint; they are an endangered species. my weekend hunting trips don't help. Should i fear the insects? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 No. You should fear humans more. How long does it take to make a novel? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 Depends on the novel, some novels are easy, some are. . . oh ,wait, I thought you said, "put the make" on a novel. My bad! What is the point of reality TV? Quote
englishwitch Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 to keep as many retards out of circulation as possible for a few weeks. are cassette tapes obsolete? Quote
redsliver Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 yes Yes, yes and where are the lasers? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 *zap* Lazers? Oh, I thought you meant tazers, my bad! Why did flavored popcorn go out of fashion? Quote
redsliver Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 because popcorn sucks Who would buy movie popcorn when it costs less for a dozen donuts and a drink? Quote
englishwitch Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 because of the mind control drugs on the popcorn. you taste it once and you have to buy again. why do people like chololate covered peanuts when chocolate covered raisens are clearly the supirior confection? Quote
redsliver Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 cause raisins suck a doberman's dick Why did the musical genius Wesley Willis have to die so young? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 He got tired of looking at the idiots on reality TV. Couldn't stand the torture they gave our eyes... Why are zebra's striped? Quote
quamp Posted August 21, 2006 Report Posted August 21, 2006 They're really horses that have escaped from prision long ago. Why is it the person who's singing along to a tune on his/her ipod in a crowd is always the worst singer? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 Cause everyone else thinks they are the next American idol. Why am I even here right now? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted August 22, 2006 Report Posted August 22, 2006 Better here than watching reality shows... Do fanfics exist in biblical times? Quote
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