redsliver Posted August 9, 2006 Report Posted August 9, 2006 Only if someone writes a spongebob/big bird Xover fic. Why is my brain suddenly feeling like mush. Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 9, 2006 Report Posted August 9, 2006 Brain fungus, it's been going around lately. Should we ask him how old he is first? Quote
Nanaea Posted August 9, 2006 Report Posted August 9, 2006 I thought you said age doesn't matter? Who wants to go first? Quote
redsliver Posted August 9, 2006 Report Posted August 9, 2006 I don't care who goes first, only that I come first. You call that erotic poetry?! Quote
quamp Posted August 10, 2006 Report Posted August 10, 2006 Oh, come on, just because it has a few vermo references in it... Now have I ever led you astray? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted August 10, 2006 Report Posted August 10, 2006 Other people led me astray, but not you. Do readers actually like 'Author Notes' on fics? Quote
quamp Posted August 12, 2006 Report Posted August 12, 2006 Only if it stops them from going "What the fuck!?" Should author's notes be longer than the story itself? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 12, 2006 Report Posted August 12, 2006 Only if the author likes boring their readers to tears. Should we wait until we know what the hell we're doing? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted August 12, 2006 Report Posted August 12, 2006 Yes. It worked for me. Seriously. It's better than charging head-on into things. Elvis said 'only fools rush in'. What is avian flu? Quote
quamp Posted August 12, 2006 Report Posted August 12, 2006 It's a fancy medical term for airsickness. You get it by having to wait in long lines at airports. What can we do to brighten the picture around here? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 12, 2006 Report Posted August 12, 2006 Get rid of all the brain eating aliens for a start. What if someone likes having brain eating aliens around? Quote
polywolly Posted August 13, 2006 Report Posted August 13, 2006 That means they don't have the brains to know any better. Are brain eating aliens potty trained? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 13, 2006 Report Posted August 13, 2006 Yes, they have those potties sitting and rolling over on command. No one likes to watch the potty shows though. What would the world do if it was discoverd that Alan Rickman was really a brain eating alien? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted August 13, 2006 Report Posted August 13, 2006 Probably nothing as he's such a good actor. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 14, 2006 Report Posted August 14, 2006 Yes, someone does. I don't know who that someone is, but I'm sure he or she exists. Since all exotic meat tastes like chicken, why do people bother? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted August 14, 2006 Report Posted August 14, 2006 Not all exotic meats taste like chicken... try bat, it's better than chicken! What's the meaning of 'well-fucked'? Is it some kind of oxymoron? Quote
polywolly Posted August 14, 2006 Report Posted August 14, 2006 Yes and no. The term became popular after 'adequately-screwed' fell out of favor. Is tax law really that complicated? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 14, 2006 Report Posted August 14, 2006 Not if you don't work! Do you think it'll rain tomorrow? Quote
redsliver Posted August 14, 2006 Report Posted August 14, 2006 Damn well better not, I'm going fishing. Will I fall asleep tonight? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 14, 2006 Report Posted August 14, 2006 No, nor will you sleep for the next two weeks. Enjoy the bags under your eyes. Is it that time again? Quote
Nanaea Posted August 14, 2006 Report Posted August 14, 2006 Yes, and I'm spending it balled up on the couch feeling sorry for myself. Why is it that women get stuck with all the painful, sucky stuff and men get off scott free? Quote
quamp Posted August 14, 2006 Report Posted August 14, 2006 We make up for it by having to beg you for sex and not getting it. Also, there are a lot more sex toys for women than men. Why is it when a man has a lot of girlfriends, he's a stud. However, when a woman has a lot of boyfriends, she's a slut? Quote
redsliver Posted August 14, 2006 Report Posted August 14, 2006 Because having boyfriends is gay. Why couldn't I do more ignorant than that? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted August 15, 2006 Report Posted August 15, 2006 Because Ignorant gets really pissed when you do her more than once. Is this burning sensation normal? Quote
redsliver Posted August 15, 2006 Report Posted August 15, 2006 After you've slept with me? You should expect it. Where'd I leave my book? Quote
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