Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[Nanaea]

Je ne sais pas.

Latíne lóqueris?

[quamp]

Lo siento, pero hablo ingles y español solamente.

¿ Por qué hay los otros lenguas aquí?

[redsliver]

At least are kids aren't starving.

Denmark?

[StoryJunkie]

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow

of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath

borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how

abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at

it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know

not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your

gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,

that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one

now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?

Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let

her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must

come; make her laugh at that."

What grade was that in?

[Nanaea]

4th. What? Didn't you go to a school for the gifted?

Why isn't Shakespeare required reading for life?

[redsliver]

because Shakespeare is a sellout plagiarist.

Why do we revere the long since passed instead of encouraging the new?

[Guest Melody Fate]

Because the past always looks prettier than it was, the future always looks darker than it will be.

So, what do you think we should do about the weather?

[StoryJunkie]

Become experts in climate control. Like me.

Is it possible to control the climate?

[NinjaGaijin]

No. You know, chaos theory, butterfly effect, etc., etc.,

Would you believe me?

[redsliver]

Only if you weren't so wrong.

Huh?

[Guest Melody Fate]

Brilliant, that's a wrap.

Why do I giggle every time I hear the word, "Waffle?"

[quamp]

It's because you're genetically programmed to. No, wait. It's becuase of some event in your life that you find funny. No, wait. It's because you're thinking of something else while laughing. No, wait...

Why would someone change a person's member title to something that would piss them off?

[Guest Melody Fate]

Just to wind them up, I suppose.

Do you think if someone's pissed off about a name title change, they should just change it back to something they like?

[polywolly]

No. They should continue to complain about it until someone changes it to something they hate even more.

Does anyone have a magic marker?

[redsliver]

I have two.

who needs a name change?

[Guest Melody Fate]

Not me. I sorta like this one.

Should we just change everyone's title to something stupid and silly, like "Chief cheese inspector?"

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

Yes! That way we can rule the cheese world!!

Why are you just standing around gawping?

[Guest Melody Fate]

Because everyone needs a hobby, and that's mine.

Why doesn't my magic eight-ball correctly predict the future?

[Guest SilverFox-chan]

Beacuse it doesn't like you for some reason.

Why is procrastinating so much fun?

[Guest Melody Fate]

Because it produces a chemical in your brain that is similar to the chemical reaction you get when ingesting cocain. This is also why procrastination is so hard to stop. Now, if you step over to these flow charts I've printed up, you'll see that. . .

Why must we wait for Christmas morning to open our gifts?

[Nanaea]

Becuase Bob said so, that's why.

Why do we have to grow up?

[Guest Melody Fate]

Because if we didn't, we'd just die at puberty.

Why doesn't it make any sense anymore?

[polywolly]

Because it drank a lot of things it wasn't supposed to as a small child, which led to that horrible speech impediment.

Why do horrible, morbid things make me laugh?

[quamp]

Because you've been reading too many BDSM fics here.

What fandoms just don't work with porn?

[Guest Melody Fate]

None of course.

Should people write Spongebob porn?