redsliver Posted August 1, 2006 Report Posted August 1, 2006 because being weak is womanly, and women are clearly inferior to men. Where's a good place to hide from all the women on the board? Quote
quamp Posted August 1, 2006 Report Posted August 1, 2006 Now why would you want to hide from all these hot babes*? Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order? * "In Cyberspace, every man is a hot stud and every woman is a total babe." - Anon. Quote
StoryJunkie Posted August 2, 2006 Author Report Posted August 2, 2006 The Greeks? No, wait, it was some guy named "Petro" (you know, "petroglyphs"?) (get it?) Where did Redsliver go? I have a present for him....(heh heh heh) Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted August 2, 2006 Report Posted August 2, 2006 ATTENTION EVERYONE I HOLD REDSLIVER HOSTAGE I WILL EXCHANGE HIM FOR THE RELEASE OF MY 100 NINJA COMRADES JUST DON'T BOMB US PLEASE, MIND THE KIDS Why is Classical music limited to the work of some 15th-19th French and German composers? Quote
redsliver Posted August 2, 2006 Report Posted August 2, 2006 Because you are closed minded, classical music is Notorious BIG and House of Pain. Why do people naturally get excited when house of pain's Jump Around comes on and then murderous when they discover its the only song in the repeating playlist. Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted August 2, 2006 Report Posted August 2, 2006 Cause they can't find the button to take repeat off... Why should I release the ninja's? Quote
redsliver Posted August 2, 2006 Report Posted August 2, 2006 cause they're underfed and are starting to smell bad. Why doesn't penny candy cost a penny anymore? Quote
quamp Posted August 2, 2006 Report Posted August 2, 2006 Because some rich, fat candy executive decided that cheap cande was passe. Are there any commercials that won't insult my intelligence? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted August 3, 2006 Author Report Posted August 3, 2006 er...no. (Kisses quamp on forehead) You must become stupider. Why must there be pesky mosquitos? Quote
redsliver Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 To spread malaria, if the mosquitos hadn't stepped up it'd have fallen on your shoulders. Why can't we bring back DDT to save hundreds of thousands of Africans? Quote
CainTheEternal Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 Because they don't have oil. Why can't I assemble a derelict army and take over all of North America? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 You lack the proper funding. It's 3am, do you know where your demon minion is? Quote
englishwitch Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 Asleep like all other sane people, both good and evil. how come, every time I let down my guard, the world dissapoints me? Quote
redsliver Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 because you're addicted to disappointment and looking for a fix. What's your favorite addiction? Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 You, Redsliver. Why did Red run away from me? Quote
Nanaea Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 Because he's afraid you've caught teh gay. Why can't I bring myself to work on my story? Quote
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 Because GOD HATE J00! Why doesn't God talk to me anymore?! Quote
Guest Arvin and Russel Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 Because he's bowling with Allah, Zeus, Jupiter, and... those guys from the Cthulu Mythos. Why was that such a stupid answer? Quote
redsliver Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 because it lacked the daily recommended intake of zinc. Did you know one shot of sperm contains twice the zinc a 100 pound female requires per day? Quote
Guest Arvin and Russel Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 I've heard about it, but never actually seen the statistics... wow, that wasn't too stupid of an answer... How many chickens does it take to hump a dog? Quote
redsliver Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 Well that's determined by breed of chicken and breed of dog. For example: it'd take 5 cornish hens to hump a husky. Is it right to never where pants at home? Quote
Guest Arvin and Russel Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 As long as you have a perfectly good excuse, like say, you forgot them at the dryers. What's with all these terrorists and blowing things up, anyway? Why can't they just... wreck them with baseball bats or something? Quote
Guest Arvin and Russel Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 Because. How do you eat french fries? Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted August 3, 2006 Report Posted August 3, 2006 Avec le bouche Pourquoi est francais la belle langue? Quote
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