redsliver Posted July 25, 2006 Report Posted July 25, 2006 Women's mouths, they're great to get blowjobs from, but sometimes this high pitched talky sound erupts from them What can I get for a kidney and have my liver. Quote
Nanaea Posted July 25, 2006 Report Posted July 25, 2006 The warm fuzzy feeling that comes from helping those in need. Did redsliver mean "half" his liver? Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 25, 2006 Report Posted July 25, 2006 Nah, I think he's just hungry. Can I substitute liver for a chicken patty? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 25, 2006 Report Posted July 25, 2006 Only if you're feeding the cat. What's the proper thing to do when liver falls on the floor? Quote
redsliver Posted July 25, 2006 Report Posted July 25, 2006 It doesn't really matter, the guy you're putting it in won't know the difference. Is superman's X-ray vision the primary cause of breast cancer? Quote
quamp Posted July 25, 2006 Report Posted July 25, 2006 Not really, Superman would have to stare at a woman's breasts for several years with his x-ray vision to have any detrimental effect. The main cause is drunk, horny frat boys removing tops at the beach. Is there anything redeeming about chatspeak? Quote
redsliver Posted July 26, 2006 Report Posted July 26, 2006 It helps select the first people who will be made into Soylent Green. Soylent Green is People!? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 26, 2006 Report Posted July 26, 2006 Of course, what did you think it was made out of plankton from the ocean? What can you make from ocean plankton? Quote
polywolly Posted July 26, 2006 Report Posted July 26, 2006 Gasoline. Shh...don't tell anyone. Do trees have names? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 26, 2006 Author Report Posted July 26, 2006 Yes, they do. Since trees have names, how could the lumberjacks cut them down like that? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted July 26, 2006 Report Posted July 26, 2006 In a world where named pets get flattened under speeding cars and named people killed by bombs and guns, what else could you expect... What do you buy the most, apart from necessities? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 26, 2006 Report Posted July 26, 2006 Waffles, Pepsi, and exotic sex toys. What happens if you tickle a gorilla? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted July 26, 2006 Report Posted July 26, 2006 He'll want to tickle you back with the back of his hand/paw... O.o Why are all questions stupid? Quote
quamp Posted July 26, 2006 Report Posted July 26, 2006 Because the purpose of a question is to obtain information, and it shows off that you're stupid about something. Are we ever going to get our act together? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 26, 2006 Report Posted July 26, 2006 There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking them. Why do we bother? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted July 26, 2006 Report Posted July 26, 2006 To give it that old college try... Are we alone? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 26, 2006 Report Posted July 26, 2006 That depends, do you count members of Congress as being others? If you think you can do a better job, why don't you run for mayor? Quote
polywolly Posted July 27, 2006 Report Posted July 27, 2006 Because the world isn't ready for my "no sex before breakfast and no work after Wednesday" law. Why do people with perfectly good dental insurance let all their teeth rot out of their head? Quote
redsliver Posted July 27, 2006 Report Posted July 27, 2006 its a race, and you've already lost. How come men's deodorants are named after polar geography? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted July 27, 2006 Author Report Posted July 27, 2006 because they sweat alot, and only the most remote regions of the world will do as places for sweat containment. Why do hamsters live in cages? Quote
Guest Mike256bit Posted July 27, 2006 Report Posted July 27, 2006 Because while we think we're keeping them in, they're keeping us out. When will hamsters stop taking over the world? Quote
Nanaea Posted July 27, 2006 Report Posted July 27, 2006 When we stop feeding the cats. When will the cats take over the world? Quote
Guest Melody Fate Posted July 27, 2006 Report Posted July 27, 2006 They already have. Can you have too many cats? Quote
Nanaea Posted July 27, 2006 Report Posted July 27, 2006 Define 'too many.' Why don't people worship cats anymore? Quote
Guest SilverFox-chan Posted July 27, 2006 Report Posted July 27, 2006 Becuse half the world is either allerigic or already worshipping dogs... O.o Have you tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Quote
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