Guest lightgoddess Posted May 1, 2006 Report Posted May 1, 2006 Who knows? Probably to fund some kind of alien anal probe cover-up... What would happen if everyone started thinking 'green'? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted May 1, 2006 Report Posted May 1, 2006 green green green green green green green green green ...That's your answer. Are you man enough? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted May 1, 2006 Author Report Posted May 1, 2006 If you mean HUman, then yes. Yes I am. Would the world be a different place if aardvarks never exsisted? Quote
polywolly Posted May 1, 2006 Report Posted May 1, 2006 Yes, since aardvarks invented electricity. Yes, Thomas Edison stole it from the aardvarks. Where does the light in the fridge go when you shut the door? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted May 1, 2006 Report Posted May 1, 2006 The same place that the moon went when we're not looking. Do you know Planck, Schroedinger, and Feynman? Quote
quamp Posted May 1, 2006 Report Posted May 1, 2006 Yea, but I liked Einstein more. What's the most esoteric reference you've ever gotten? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted May 1, 2006 Report Posted May 1, 2006 aatack of the aardvarks What was Einstein Smart? Quote
polywolly Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 Einstein Smart is the scale that measures smartness. It is similar to a seismograph, but its little needles scratch with a German accent. Where do babies come from? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 Horribly written Mpreg stories How big is the universe? Quote
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 so small that if you hold you hand close enough to your face, you can't see it Do people who are good test-takers wind up to be gamblers? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 yes and no Is there a such thing as too much lube? Quote
Nanaea Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 Only if it's oral. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted May 2, 2006 Author Report Posted May 2, 2006 You got me there. I'm pinned to the wall on this question. I think the utter blankness in my head at the moment is rivaled by only one other occasion in my life when I .. oh, yeah, I blanked out there, so I forgot. If snow fell in June, would you think that was weird? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 If it's in Chile, it's not weird. Why are so many people geography-challenged? Quote
quamp Posted May 2, 2006 Report Posted May 2, 2006 Probably due to the Mercator Projection's distortion of Greenland and South America. Who wants Trident? Quote
Guest Agaib Posted May 3, 2006 Report Posted May 3, 2006 everyone and no one *in a ominous meaningful voice* Why cant chickens fly? Quote
Nanaea Posted May 3, 2006 Report Posted May 3, 2006 because they're afraid of heights. Is having chat sex with an AI cheating? Quote
Shaduan Posted May 3, 2006 Report Posted May 3, 2006 Only if your significant other is HAL 9000. Where on the human body is the groove thing? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted May 3, 2006 Report Posted May 3, 2006 On the back, during the early stages of the embryo. Why can't MPREG writers understand that you need human egg cells to start the development of an embryo? Quote
Nanaea Posted May 3, 2006 Report Posted May 3, 2006 Because the right-wing conservatives have gotten sex-ed banned from schools. How many stars are there? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 3, 2006 Report Posted May 3, 2006 Well long long ago there were alot less... and in the future there will be more, so I can't pin down the number just right now... When you drink grape juice, where does the purple go? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted May 3, 2006 Author Report Posted May 3, 2006 IN one end and out the other Is it possible to have too much of anything? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted May 3, 2006 Report Posted May 3, 2006 I have too much worries, so yes, it's possible. How do you judge? Quote
Charging Handles Forward Posted May 3, 2006 Report Posted May 3, 2006 How do you judge? Easy! Just jump and fudge at the same time. This action is also known as "fumping." How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Quote
Nanaea Posted May 3, 2006 Report Posted May 3, 2006 I'd have to say about a cord. Why is everything I love illegal, immoral, or fattening? Quote
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