Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer!

[redsliver]

yes.

Now where's this camera that you're seeing that with?

[teeta]

What will I get if I tell you this?

[redsliver]

A better show.

What do you want to see?

[teeta]

What can you show?

[redsliver]

More than you ever dreamed of.

Think you're ready?

[teeta]

Nod, but I think I need a better webcam. Or ...

Can you move closer to this one?

[redsliver]

Will you tell me where it is?

[teeta]

Silly, of course it's in the corner next to your bed.

Where else would I have put it?

[redsliver]

The best view would have been from on my bookshelf.

Shall I set things up optimally for you?

[teeta]

I'd be grateful!

Can I return the favor?

[redsliver]

what did you have in mind?

[teeta]

Of course setting things optimally.

What else could I have in my mind?

[redsliver]

I was thinking something that might break my bed springs.

Should I get a chain link headboard?

[teeta]

Could be useful, yes.

Are your bed springs squeaky?

[redsliver]

Not really, we'll have to supply our own noises.

Are you a screamer?

[teeta]

A moaner.

Are you loud?

[redsliver]

I can adapt to what makes you wetter.

Are you flexible?

[teeta]

Again, I can adapt.

Do you measure yourself in inches or centimeters?

[redsliver]

I do prefer metric.

Are you looking for dimensions?

[teeta]

Just curiosity.

Are you?

[redsliver]

Hadn't been an aim of mine yet.

And to sate your curiosity: 15 cm

Will that satisfy you?

[teeta]

When up or down?

[redsliver]

I'm a grower not a shower

That means one who shows, not bathing via raining jets. Although I do need to grab a shower.

Care to join me?

[teeta]

Sure!

Do you have a big shower stall?

[Guest echtrae]

A shower stall and a tub.

should I be expecting guests?