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[redsliver]

when I went to Alberta on a work term.

what will we do with all this extra time?

[teeta]

Spending it doing slow things.

And after that?

[redsliver]

I'm sure I'll think of something.

Do you like surprises?

[teeta]

I adore them, if they're not nasty.

Do you like making nasty surprises?

[redsliver]

I only do awesome surprises

When will you least expect it?

[teeta]

When I'm plucking hair from my nose.

Do you know where my pliers are?

[redsliver]

next to the vice grips?

[teeta]

Nope, checked there.

Didn't you use them to pluck your eyebrows?

[Guest echtrae]

No, I left those as is.

So, what's next?

[Leonhart29]

Something that doesn't involve multiple time zones and web cams?

[teeta]

Could you be more specific?

[Leonhart29]

At the moment - no.

Maybe someone else could be?

[teeta]

Maybe Red, nod.

Do you know where Red disappeared to?

[Leonhart29]

For a run and a shower.

Are you going to ask me how I know that?

[teeta]

No.

Do you think Red will remember to bring the snails?

[Leonhart29]

Red remembers a lot of things.

What did you need the snails for again?

[teeta]

We're having a race!

Do you think my supermutant-faster-than-sound snail has any chances against Red's racket-equipped one?

[Leonhart29]

Only if it's truly a racket and not a rocket.

Does that make sense?

[teeta]

Yes, hihihi!

How can I exchange Red's rocket for a racket?

[Leonhart29]

Paint the racket with red and white stripes, glue a paper flame on the end and switch it out when he's not looking.

Do you think that would work?

[teeta]

Don't know, does Red have glasses?

[Leonhart29]

Yup.

Shouldn't you swipe 'em first?

[teeta]

Good idea.

With what?

[Guest echtrae]

You could try using your hand, but that might be too obvious so you may need a distraction.

Can you come up with one?

[Leonhart29]

How about waving a beer in front of him?