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[Leonhart29]

Did you check in between your mattress and box springs?

[Guest echtrae]

The only thing that I saw there was silk rope.

Any other suggestions?

[teeta]

Hmm, didn't you put it in the bathroom?

[Guest echtrae]

I looked in the cabinets and under the sink, but didn't find it anywhere.

Any other suggestions?

[Leonhart29]

I'm thinking it could be on top of the stove.

Did you think to look there?

[redsliver]

Only when I'm hungry.

How come my Crate Full o' Hate aka Neal's Box game tried to poke fun at everyone and yet somehow homosexuals were overlooked?

[ArkaineX55]

The homosexuals were blending in with everybody else.

How does an inanimate object become hateful?

Edited August 25, 2007 by ArkaineX55

[Leonhart29]

When something comes in contact with Redsliver it can on occasion become hateful in his hands (but not always).

Are you interested in knowing more about this "Crate full of Hate" game?

[teeta]

Sure, can you explain it in one sentence?

[Leonhart29]

Shouldn't we let Redsliver try to do that?

[teeta]

Will he have recovered his wits by then?

[redsliver]

I might need a number of sentences, but fewer than ten:

There're two decks of cards, one of topics the other of answers. Topics range from the benign "Do you eat the _____ ones last?" to the perverse "The only reason I haven't nailed Teeta yet is ______" (the name is chosen by the topic chooser) to the offensive "______ falls faster than the second tower!" Answers also have similar ranges examples include "Calligraphy", "The Most Relieving Most Excellent Piss In The World!" and "The Irish". Every round one player is the judge and the judge passes on sequentially. Judge makes up her own or draws a topic card and the rest of the players submit an answer from their hand of answers. Worst answer is worth 1 point and each better answer is worth 1 point more. Play through until everyone's been a judge and see who won. Usually we play for hours with bonus drinking rules and once with stripping rules. Its called the Crate Full O' Hate because at least 1 in 3 cards will offend someone.

Did anyone take the time to read that?

[teeta]

I did.

How do you drink online?

[Leonhart29]

I don't know - but I did try to pass a Guinness to Trae through a PM one time - it didn't work.

Would drinking in front of you computer count?

[teeta]

Dunno, how would we make sure if everyone is drinking what they're supposed to drink?

[Guest echtrae]

One could trust the others, but is that necessarily the best path?

[teeta]

It might.

What about the stripping part? How do we check THIS?

[redsliver]

When I drink on line I use my webcam, that'd cover the stripping too, no?

[teeta]

Yup, it does.

What about the unfortunate ones, who don't own the webcam?

[redsliver]

I got a big a room here, plenty of space for everyone.

See you at eight?

[teeta]

Sure!

Eight ... what time zone?

[redsliver]

Atlantic (-4:00)

Where are you?

[teeta]

Poland. (5:07 pm now)

What time is it at your place now?

[redsliver]

12:12 pm

Which means you'll be gaining time when you get here, so its all good right?

[teeta]

Extremely good!

Have you ever gained time like this?