Leonhart29 Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 When I'm in the room there's always an odd bulge in men's pockets. How would I tell the difference? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 Has the bulge shifted at all? or jiggled? Quote
redsliver Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 Perhaps you could come in for a closer inspection? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 Do I really want to get that close to a terrorist? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 I wouldn't get close enough to check out his package - no. Can you tell from the other side of the room without squinting? Quote
quamp Posted July 17, 2007 Report Posted July 17, 2007 I'm not about to try. So why do you think this bulge exists? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 Because I'm in the room of course. That was a bit conceited wasn't it? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 You'd have to ask my boyfriend about that one. Do you think he'd give you a straight answer? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 Oh, probably not. Why can't anyone do that anymore? Quote
redsliver Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 Bullshitting has become sexy. How do we wade through all of the bullshit quickly? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 Put on hip waders and go for it. Or were you thinking of something less messy? Quote
redsliver Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 Shouldn't we expect a little mess when working with bullshit? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 But do we have to deal with a stinky mess? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 More importantly, WHY would we want to deal with a stinky mess? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 Are there certain fetishists who would enjoy that? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 I'm sure there are. Do I really want to know about them though? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 I don't! Shall we change the topic? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 It's hot. How about where you are? Quote
redsliver Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 beautiful but cloudy. Think it'll rain? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Posted July 18, 2007 I hope so - we need it. Isn't that strange that everywhere else around me is waterlogged but I'm high and dry? Quote
quamp Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 Leon, it's summer. It's Texas. It's going to be hot and dry. (Well, except in Houston and Corpus Christi. There it's hot and sticky.) So now are we on global warming or not? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 Good God no! We have enough of that without mucking up the forums with it. Are you going to insist on this topic? Quote
redsliver Posted July 19, 2007 Report Posted July 19, 2007 No but I do insist on cleanliness and dick jokes. Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Quote
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