StoryJunkie Posted May 8, 2007 Author Report Posted May 8, 2007 no. I didn't Have you won anything? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted May 8, 2007 Report Posted May 8, 2007 A little, but not much. How about you? Quote
redsliver Posted May 8, 2007 Report Posted May 8, 2007 A VCR in grade 9. If you put your feet on an ottoman, what do you do with a Chinaman? Quote
quamp Posted May 8, 2007 Report Posted May 8, 2007 Don't touch him unless he wants it. So what would you do with a Canadian man? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 8, 2007 Report Posted May 8, 2007 Find a nice secluded lake and have a skinny dipping party for two. What would you do with a Texan Redhead? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 Provide the French Maid outfit, she'll figure out the rest. What do you do with an Irish man? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 Give him a pint of Guinness and tie a blue ribbon around what's under his kilt. Now - how about something for the Irish Lass? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 Maybe we could find some hand cuffs while we're at it? Quote
redsliver Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 I doubt it. Won't someone think of the children? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 I will... Does that mean I have to like other people's children now too? Quote
redsliver Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 I said think of, not like the little buggers. That's fair isn't it? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 9, 2007 Report Posted May 9, 2007 Absolutely. Is it wrong that the only kid I like is my own? Quote
quamp Posted May 10, 2007 Report Posted May 10, 2007 Dazzled will just have to wait for her mothering instinct to fully kick in, perhaps. Most of the women at work who are mothers immediately swoon at the sight of any kid. Considering we issue birth certificates here, that's practically all the time. Is there a way I can possibly use this to my advantage when finding a wife? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted May 10, 2007 Author Report Posted May 10, 2007 Quamp, you are surrounded by them! Will you find a loose baby and pretend its yours? Quote
redsliver Posted May 10, 2007 Report Posted May 10, 2007 I'd rather not they tend to shit without warning. Is warning too much to ask for? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Posted May 10, 2007 With babies that is way too much to ask for. But isn't it worth a little shit to pass on your genes? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 10, 2007 Report Posted May 10, 2007 Before last week I would have said no... but now, yeah, definitely yes. Is that kind of a self important view? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Posted May 10, 2007 Nope - it's human nature. But aren't there some people who shouldn't even be able to date much less breed? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted May 10, 2007 Report Posted May 10, 2007 I can think of one or two. Is there any way to screen for that at birth? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Posted May 10, 2007 I wish there was - but then I wouldn't have my two girls as my ex-husband would have failed such a test. Shouldn't we have some place safe to put these people so if they do breed we won't have to put up with it? Quote
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