dazzledfirestar Posted March 21, 2007 Report Posted March 21, 2007 I'm sure they could... but, Who wants to listen to them? Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 21, 2007 Report Posted March 21, 2007 For $350 an hour, i would. What would you give for a dedicated ear? Quote
redsliver Posted March 21, 2007 Report Posted March 21, 2007 I can cook you up a kilo of crystal meth. What do I do with all the waste? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 21, 2007 Report Posted March 21, 2007 Throw it at those who won't shut up. Is that a bit harsh? Quote
redsliver Posted March 21, 2007 Report Posted March 21, 2007 It'll be highly basic and toxic. Is that how harsh is defined? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 21, 2007 Report Posted March 21, 2007 In some cases, yes. Do you think that's what I meant? Quote
redsliver Posted March 21, 2007 Report Posted March 21, 2007 I'm in no way claiming that I ever know what a woman meant. Why're they all so crazy? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 21, 2007 Report Posted March 21, 2007 We're not... men are just too simple to understand us. Is that a gross generalization? Quote
redsliver Posted March 21, 2007 Report Posted March 21, 2007 No, it just wrongly looks at simplicity as the low end of the scale. Who wants a bunch of convoluted emotions when you can settle with the manly three? (Hungry, Horny and Irate) Quote
Leonhart29 Posted March 21, 2007 Report Posted March 21, 2007 Because we've evolved. Or is that too complicated? Quote
redsliver Posted March 21, 2007 Report Posted March 21, 2007 No its pretty simple, every generation has 3 X's and 1 Y kind of expect a higher evolution. How come birds have 3 Y's and 1 X yet a higher rate of lifelong monogamy? Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 22, 2007 Report Posted March 22, 2007 Because their breasts are meaty, not sexy. What's your favorite way to prepare a chicken breast? Quote
Guest Madapple Posted March 22, 2007 Report Posted March 22, 2007 Inject it with Teriyaki seasoning, or a lacy pink bra. Where do socks go when they disappear from the clothes dryer? Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 22, 2007 Report Posted March 22, 2007 The answer involves Cthulhu, peanut butter and string theory. Is there another way to wash socks? Quote
redsliver Posted March 22, 2007 Report Posted March 22, 2007 Yes but I'm using those chemicals to cut LSD. Are you on the dirty brown acid right now? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 22, 2007 Report Posted March 22, 2007 It doesn't look that way anymore. Or did you mean before I took it? Quote
quamp Posted March 22, 2007 Report Posted March 22, 2007 I'm not too sure I want to know... So what colors do you think echtrae is seeing now? Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 Because you forgot to circumsize their little hats when you had the chance. Why is my car parked so oddly? Quote
redsliver Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 Because all the even spaces were taken. What's the deal with airline food? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 They know you're trapped and they like to torture people with chicken and rice that are glued to the bottom of a little black plastic plate. Am I being paranoid? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 I don't know... I'll check it out in a few months when I qualify as a mom. Why does pregnancy take so long? Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 Because it takes the elves a while to assemble the little nubbin. Why do i keep falling down? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 You're drunk. Isn't that always the right answer? Quote
Keith Inc. Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 Isn't that always the right question? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 23, 2007 Report Posted March 23, 2007 I've always thought so. What won't they put on TV these days? Quote
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