redsliver Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 You moved from morning wood to wood carving! Don't you feel responsible for that mental image? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 Not in the least, your imagination is your responsibility. How's that for calloused? Quote
redsliver Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 Sounds about right. How did both my brothers outdrink me yesterday? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 Perhaps they weren't trying to pace themselves. Did you think of that? Quote
redsliver Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 Its definitely a major possibility. Do I win over the younger because I remember last night? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 Yes, it means you get to be the one making shit up about what craziness he did last night. Have you begun formulating your stories yet? Quote
redsliver Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 He was drunk in another town, I'm sure his friends are telling him. Do I win over the older because he's half again my size and I drank more than 2/3rd's of what he did? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 not likely, you're expected to out-drink him. Any other questions? Quote
redsliver Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 Who's phone number was written on my wrist? Quote
Leonhart29 Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 Probably the blond in the corner - I know it's not mine. Is it possible the beer goggles obstructed your view. Quote
redsliver Posted March 18, 2007 Report Posted March 18, 2007 Its possible, it was either the blonde or the brunette. Does it matter if I don't remember either name? Quote
Guest echtrae Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 It might make it difficult if you actually call the number. So, I take it you didn't find a redhead then? Quote
Nanaea Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 Maybe? WTF does LOLLKNSDFLKNLSKNLKNLAKNLAKSNLKNALKN LKNAKNA NNRRGH mean? Quote
redsliver Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 It means he wants to sleep with you. Why does my professor insist on hand written reports? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 Because your professor is a sadist. Couldn't that be a good thing eventually? Quote
redsliver Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 No, not really. How come I'm feeling exhausted after a day of nothing? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 Maybe you're pregnant. Have you been nauseous? Quote
redsliver Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 I was on the weekend! Oh no! Who's the mother!? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 I don't know. Who have you slept with recently? Quote
redsliver Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 Well there was Amy and coat check girl in Antigonish. Who's stupid idea was it to make condoms only 98% successful? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 I'm sure it was someone who couldn't get pregnant. A man maybe? Quote
redsliver Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 Probably, women can't do science. Are you going to give me a headstart for the lynch mob? Quote
Nanaea Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 No. What shall we do with Red when we catch him? Quote
dazzledfirestar Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 Hang him upside down by his toes? Quote
redsliver Posted March 19, 2007 Report Posted March 19, 2007 Give him a back massage and grab him a beer? Quote
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