StoryJunkie Posted April 23, 2006 Author Report Posted April 23, 2006 ans#1: because you've got writer's block dahling, a condition we are prone to because winter gives us cabin fever. ans#2: because stories have a beginning middle and end, but in life, stories just keep going on and on and on... Why do I hate housework so? Quote
quamp Posted April 24, 2006 Report Posted April 24, 2006 It may have something to do with your lack of studying the subject sufficently. What's the best way to get rich without doing anything illegal? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted April 24, 2006 Report Posted April 24, 2006 Born to rich parents. Do superpowers affect sex lives of superheroes? Quote
redsliver Posted April 24, 2006 Report Posted April 24, 2006 Yes! For example Jean Gray can give: Handjobs, Blowjobs and Brainjobs! Which superhero has the best sexual superpower? Quote
Nanaea Posted April 24, 2006 Report Posted April 24, 2006 Mystique, because she can be anyone you want.... No wait, she's not a superhero. Batman, where does he get those toys? No wait, that's not a superpower.... Superman, because he's the man of steel! Oh man, I'm going to regret this one aren't I? Quote
redsliver Posted April 25, 2006 Report Posted April 25, 2006 Nanaea regrets nothing! Why doesn't breakfast make itself? Quote
quamp Posted April 26, 2006 Report Posted April 26, 2006 To remind you that it's the most important meal of the day. Can you taste the fame? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted April 26, 2006 Author Report Posted April 26, 2006 Only when its rarely done. Does everyone have two sides to their personality? Quote
Guest dracosgoddess Posted April 26, 2006 Report Posted April 26, 2006 No. They have 8, DUH! Haven't you heard of Octagonal Personality Disorder?? How can someone describe the taste of water? Quote
quamp Posted April 26, 2006 Report Posted April 26, 2006 That depends on where it's from. Why is there no water in my tap water? Quote
Nanaea Posted April 26, 2006 Report Posted April 26, 2006 Because you forgot to pay your bill. Why am I so tired lately? Quote
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted April 26, 2006 Report Posted April 26, 2006 Because your seratonin levels are high Why are people so homophobic Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted April 27, 2006 Report Posted April 27, 2006 In the same way that people are afraid of lions or zombies, they don't want to be eaten by homoes! How do you make a zombie? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted April 27, 2006 Author Report Posted April 27, 2006 As carelessly as possible. Is there any way to stop the wind from blowing? Quote
quamp Posted April 27, 2006 Report Posted April 27, 2006 Don't eat so many beans next time. Do bisexuals really have a better chance at getting a date on Saturday night? Quote
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted April 28, 2006 Report Posted April 28, 2006 Only on the second fridays of the month which land on a full moon. Why do band concerts exist? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted April 28, 2006 Report Posted April 28, 2006 For the money... 80% of all existence can be explained by money. Can you give me an example of slutty makeup and why it's considered that way? Quote
quamp Posted April 28, 2006 Report Posted April 28, 2006 I have to wonder why you want one. Your answer is Tammy Faye Messner, and it's sleazy because she uses more makeup in a day than a Mary Kay saleswoman sells in a week. How can I get rid of this nagging cough? Quote
Nanaea Posted April 28, 2006 Report Posted April 28, 2006 Have a hot toddy, and don't forget the lemon! You can make it a virgin toddy if you so wish, but it won't work as well.... Why are we here? Quote
StoryJunkie Posted April 29, 2006 Author Report Posted April 29, 2006 We like torchure. (I did that on porpoise) Neither me nor my husband has red hair, however, two of our daughters do. How is this so? Quote
NinjaGaijin Posted April 29, 2006 Report Posted April 29, 2006 Read some genetics. They might get it from your grandparents, a distant ancestor, a mutation in your sex cells, or another person you can't tell your spouse about. Who's more badass: Mafia or Yakuza? Quote
redsliver Posted April 29, 2006 Report Posted April 29, 2006 Mafia, relatively taller. Does an ice cream sandwich and tea constitute a healthy breakfast? Quote
Nanaea Posted April 29, 2006 Report Posted April 29, 2006 Only if the tea was herbal. Why does it take so long for books to come out in paperback? Quote
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted April 29, 2006 Report Posted April 29, 2006 because the paper cover is more expensive why doesn't the government susidise hybrid cars? Quote
quamp Posted May 1, 2006 Report Posted May 1, 2006 Because of something called a $9,000,000,000,000+ deficit. If the government is that deep in the hole, where is all the money going? Quote
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