foeofthelance Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Only if I forget to fall out of bed. Aren't you supposed to do it feet first though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Some do, but I'm sure there are others who do it head first. If you fall out of bed head first, would it cause flashbacks of your birth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Maybe... Could it cause other flashbacks as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 I would think so, particularly if you hit your head on the way down. What other flashbacks do you think one should expect to have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Um well last night involved a pretty nasty fall and a bump on the head. how far is too far a drive to get pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 50 miles. Is that too arbitrary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 I think we should be able to register our desires: The best ten meals, in order of preference. The first sexual experiences, in order of partner. The best sexual experiences, in order of orifice. The most significant events in our lives, in order of fiscal benefit. Or am i too demanding of an uncaring universe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Possibly. Do you feel unloved by the universe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 *gasp* NINJA!! I'm not changing anything! You may be able to register as the most demanding person in an uncaring universe, but I think you'd have alot of competition on that one. Who wants to compete? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 I'll thumb wrestle you. What do I get if I win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted February 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 an all expenses-paid trip to your own home. Does this have anything to do with evil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 More than you could possibly imagine. What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 The samething we do everynight. Can one conquer the world through proxy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Yes, but only the devil. Where should I go to apply? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 I think they're taking e-mail applications. What was that address again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 mephistopheles_luvs_snarry69@yahoo.com You didn't think you'd actually get Satan's email addy, did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Well, no actually. How did you get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 I didn't. Mephistopheles will pass along any important info to Satan during their morning meeting. Do think Satan takes his coffee with sugar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Yes, everyone needs a little sweetness in their life, even if its just in their coffee. Do you think he takes cream? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Odd, that question brings to mind the polar bear snow-friendly testicles thread. Do you think that says something about me or about the board? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 A bit from column A, a bit from column B. What exactly do you think it's saying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Oh, i never look for the answers. I just know too many psyche majors to think it doesn't mean SOMETHING. Do psyche majors every really think a horse is just a horse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 I thought psych majors were just a semi-clean burning fuel. Was I wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Everyone is wrong about something at least once in their lives. So what do you think I'm wrong about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Inc. Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Your statistics. Or is it you're statistics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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